The glasses are designed to protect soldiers who are cannot stand the sight of fellow gay soldiers.
The developer of the glasses said “Soldiers who are sensitive to homosexuals will not be able to see gays. They will be invisible. In addition, The anti gay glasses will be useful for veterans after they’ve left the service. They’ll be protected from seeing gay neighbors, gay shopkeepers, gay lawyers, gay teachers, gay politicians, even their own gay children will become invisible…making it a lot easier to adjust to the civilian life where the gays seem to be everywhere”

Meanwhile, the Taliban is said to be training a special contingent of “gay terrorists” whose mission will be to cause American troops to lose group cohesion and flee in fear at the very sight of gays. Unlike traditional insurgents, these terrorists will not be armed. Instead , when confronting Allied troops, they will strike a homosexual pose and blow kisses at our soldiers.

“These anti gay glasses will allow our troops to avoid the Taliban’s taunts.” said the developer.

The danger for US troops is that wearing the “anti gay glasses” will cause the gay Taliban terrorists to become invisible.

The company developing the glasses are working on a way to program the glasses to ignore the Pashtun words for “sweety” and “darling” just long enough for US troops to get off a good shot at them before the gay terrorist cause troop moral to sink