Name: Carlos Maza
Occupation: Video producer
Identify as: Existentially anxious, but also a gay male
What are you looking for in a mate? Previously: intelligence, ambition, compassion, an unsettling sense of humor. Now: survival skills.
Biggest turn-off: A guy who takes himself too seriously. Come on, man.
Biggest turn-on: When someone does something that scares them because they want to conquer the self-doubt in their head.
Hobbies: Every time I get asked this question I remember that I have literally no interesting hobbies. Miniature horse racing? I race miniature horses that I steal from traffickers. Let’s go with that.
Describe your ideal first date: Anything that gets me to forget about worrying about the fate of the country for 30 minutes.
Favorite TV show: “The Walking Dead”
Celebrity crush: Alyssa Edwards
One obscure fact about yourself: My high school principal made me shut down my VERY funny Xanga because I was being too mean to other high school debaters on it.