Ellen DeGeneres has started a new segment, “Oh Straight People,” on her show which side-eyes the ridiculous antics of straight people.
“I’m going to show you a headline — it’s a real headline — about straight people and then I will say, ‘Oh, straight people,’ and then I’ll move on to the next headline,” DeGeneres explains.
Some headline gems include “Pennywise the Clown From It Is Actually Hot, According to the Internet,” “Wife Stabs Husband with Ceramic Squirrel Because He Didn’t Buy Beer” and “Melania Trump and Ivana are fighting over who is the real First Lady.”
DeGeneres even gets the audience to join in on saying, “Oh, straight people.”
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— Ellen DeGeneres (@TheEllenShow) October 16, 2017