Arts & Entertainment
Queery: Collin Ranney
The ‘Best Little Whorehouse’ set designer answers 20 gay questions
Collin Ranney (Blade photo by Michael Key)
Now that he’s done with his master’s program in theater design from University of Maryland, Collin Ranney is “giving D.C. a year.”
As a freelance designer — he designs sets and costumes — it’s “a little scary” but also, he says, “definitely doable.”
One of his first post-school gigs, Signature Theatre’s “Best Little Whorehouse in Texas,” opened in previews this week, a show he began designing back in March. He’s in meetings now at Studio Theatre for upcoming show “The Invisible Man.”
“I think it’s the element of escape,” he says of his career choice. “Being able to go other places whether it’s literally, figuratively or emotionally. Not that my life is horrible and I’m trying to get away from it, but that element of being able to let myself go somewhere for a few hours in a dark room is great.”
The 25-year-old Buffalo, N.Y., native was a performer in high school and college but eventually moved more into design work. He still sometimes performs as his drag alter ego Birdie LaCage or sometimes sings karaoke out with friends, but professionally he’s content working behind the scenes for now.
He and his boyfriend of a year and a half, Michael Armstrong, live together in Logan Circle. Ranney’s hobbies are inextricably tied to his work — scale models, drawing, shopping, making headdresses, drafting and sewing. Though he does enjoy going out with friends, dancing and show tunes nights at JR.’s for fun. (Blade photo by Michael Key)
How long have you been out and who was the hardest person to tell?
Coming out was a process for me over a course of a few years. The hardest person to tell was certainly my younger brother. For a while, I felt as though I would somehow disappoint him and suddenly become less of what he had always looked up to his whole life. Eventually, I realized that my being gay was a part of what he had always looked up to.
Who’s your LGBT hero?
I find “hero” to be such a strong word. I don’t know that I would categorize any one person as my hero, but I am grateful to all the gay men who have come before me and my generation. They have allowed being gay to be a norm today.
What’s Washington’s best nightspot, past or present?
Town. I love having the option of hanging out or chilling with friends in the quiet room, to dancing on the floor (and sometimes the boxes), to catching up with my favorite queens.
Describe your dream wedding.
Liza Minnelli and swans on a rooftop at night!
What non-LGBT issue are you most passionate about?
No rhinestone left behind! And of course, Elaine Barrish for president (If you don’t get that reference, watch “Political Animals” — it’s brilliant!)
What historical outcome would you change?
Changing history seems like it would cause quite the domino effect on everything that came after, but I still would have taken those damn pills away from Judy Garland before she overdosed!
What’s been the most memorable pop culture moment of your lifetime?
When Cher ended her farewell tour. And of course when Tom Cruise came out —oh wait, did that happen yet?
On what do you insist?
Laughter. Oh, and feathers and rhinestones!
What was your last Facebook post or Tweet?
“Whoring it up over at Signature. Make sure to come see the show next week. Scenic design by yours truly.”
If your life were a book, what would the title be?
I joke about this often actually, and being a Type I Diabetic, I would say: “Where’s My Glucometer? The Life and Times of Collin Ranney.”
If science discovered a way to change sexual orientation, what would you do?
Me personally? Nothing. But I think it should be required for everyone to get a day pass to experience the other side.
What do you believe in beyond the physical world?
There’s something beyond the physical world?
What’s your advice for LGBT movement leaders?
Dress better.
What would you walk across hot coals for?
That depends on how bad this side of the coals is — I like my feet.
What LGBT stereotype annoys you most?
That there’s such a thing as “tops” and “bottoms.” Versatility makes the world go ‘round.
What’s your favorite LGBT movie?
“Priscilla, Queen of the Desert.” How can one not adore that movie?
What’s the most overrated social custom?
Currently? Grindr. Show your faces (even if it means putting on some make-up) and get to the bar, boys! You can still show your torsos there, just wear a nice deep V.
What trophy or prize do you most covet?
Hmm. The Tony Award feels obvious, but it’d be nice. Though I don’t feel I need one to quantify my art, it would be nice.
What do you wish you’d known at 18?
To write everything down. It’s going to be hard to remember it all when it comes time to make my Lifetime Original Movie.
Why Washington?
Because for me, it’s where I’ve grown beyond childhood. It’s where I’ve found people, other than my family, whom I love. It’s where my career has inevitably begun and where I feel part of a community.
Cupid’s Undie Run, an annual fundraiser for neurofibromatosis (NF) research, was held at Union Stage and at The Wharf DC on Saturday, Feb. 21.
(Washington Blade photos by Michael Key)
Sweat DC is officially expanding to Shaw, opening a new location at 1818 7th St., N.W., on Saturday, March 28 — and they’re kicking things off with a high-energy, community-first launch event.
To celebrate, Sweat DC is hosting Sweat Fest, a free community workout and social on Saturday, March 14, at 10 a.m. at the historic Howard Theatre. The event features a group fitness class, live DJ, local food and wellness partners, and a mission-driven partnership with the Open Goal Project, which works to expand access to youth soccer for players from marginalized communities.
For more details, visit Sweat DC’s website and reserve a spot on Eventbrite.
Friday, Feb. 20
Center Aging Monthly Luncheon with Yoga will be at noon at the D.C. LGBTQ+ Community Center. Email Mac at [email protected] if you require ASL interpreter assistance, have any dietary restrictions, or questions about this event.
Trans and Genderqueer Game Night will be at 7 p.m. at the D.C. Center. This will be a relaxing, laid-back evening of games and fun. All are welcome! We’ll have card and board games on hand. Feel free to bring your own games to share. For more details, visit the Center’s website.
Go Gay DC will host “First Friday LGBTQ+ Community Social” at 7 p.m. at Hotel Zena. This is a chance to relax, make new friends, and enjoy happy hour specials at this classic retro venue. Attendance is free and more details are available on Eventbrite.
Saturday, Feb. 21
Go Gay DC will host “LGBTQ+ Community Brunch” at 11 a.m. at Freddie’s Beach Bar & Restaurant. This fun weekly event brings the DMV area LGBTQ community, including allies, together for delicious food and conversation. Attendance is free and more details are available on Eventbrite.
LGBTQ People of Color will be at 7 p.m. on Zoom. This peer support group is an outlet for LGBTQ People of Color to come together and talk about anything affecting them in a space that strives to be safe and judgement free. There are all sorts of activities like watching movies, poetry events, storytelling, and just hanging out with others. For more information and events, visit thedccenter.org/poc or facebook.com/centerpoc.
Sunday, Feb. 22
Queer Talk DC will host “The Black Gay Flea Market” at 1 p.m. at Doubles in Petworth. There will be more than 15 Black queer vendors from all over the DMV in one spot. The event’s organizers have reserved the large back patio for all vendors, and the speak easy for bar service, which will be serving curated cocktails made just for the event (cash bar.) DJ Fay and DJ Jam 2x will be spinning the entire event. For more details, visit Eventbrite.
Monday, Feb. 23
“Center Aging: Monday Coffee Klatch” will be at 10 a.m. on Zoom. This is a social hour for older LGBTQ adults. Guests are encouraged to bring a beverage of choice. For more information, contact Adam at [email protected].
Tuesday, Feb. 24
Coming Out Discussion Group will be at 7 p.m. on Zoom. This is a safe space to share experiences about coming out and discuss topics as it relates to doing so — by sharing struggles and victories the group allows those newly coming out and who have been out for a while to learn from others. For more details, visit the group’s Facebook.
Genderqueer DC will be at 7 p.m. on Zoom. This is a support group for people who identify outside of the gender binary, whether you’re bigender, agender, genderfluid, or just know that you’re not 100 percent cis. For more details, visit genderqueerdc.org or Facebook.
Wednesday, Feb. 25
Job Club will be at 6 p.m. on Zoom upon request. This is a weekly job support program to help job entrants and seekers, including the long-term unemployed, improve self-confidence, motivation, resilience and productivity for effective job searches and networking — allowing participants to move away from being merely “applicants” toward being “candidates.” For more information, email [email protected] or visit thedccenter.org/careers.
Asexual and Aromantic Group will meet at 7 p.m. on Zoom. This is a space where people who are questioning this aspect of their identity or those who identify as asexual and/or aromantic can come together, share stories and experiences, and discuss various topics. For more details, email [email protected].
Thursday, Feb. 26
The DC Center’s Fresh Produce Program will be held all day at the DC Center. To be more fair with who is receiving boxes, the program is moving to a lottery system. People will be informed on Wednesday at 5 p.m. if they are picked to receive a produce box. No proof of residency or income is required. For more information, email [email protected] or call 202-682-2245.
Virtual Yoga Class will be at 7 p.m. on Zoom. This free weekly class is a combination of yoga, breathwork and meditation that allows LGBTQ community members to continue their healing journey with somatic and mindfulness practices. For more details, visit the DC Center’s website.
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