Theater
Stretching plausibility
Bards ‘All’s Well’ creakingly conceived but ably delivered in new production
‘Allās Well That Ends Well’
Through Oct. 24
Lansburgh Theatre, 450 7th Street, N.W.
$37 and up
202-547-1122
āAllās Well That Ends Wellā ā that quasi-comedy about unrequited love ā isnāt the best-loved work in Shakespeareās canon, but of course merits retelling nonetheless. Currently serving as the Shakespeare Theatre Companyās season opener, the improbable tale ā as staged by gay director Michael Kahn ā shines with moments of humor and relevancy.
Though Count Bertram (handsome Tony Roach) and Helena (Miriam Silverman) are just a few years older than Romeo and Juliet, their romance couldnāt be more different. After growing up like siblings in his familyās grand home in the provinces, Bertram is called away to Paris to be near the King of France (a commanding Ted van Griethuysen), she determinedly follows.
Itās at court where Helena strikes a curious deal: Using her late fatherās magic remedies, she offers to cure the ailing king. If she fails, Helena is prepared to forfeit her life, but if she succeeds, she asks that she be given the husband of her liking. She succeeds and the newly peppy, aging monarch is obliged to grant her wish. Before a roomful of fawning courtiers, Helena asks for Bertramās hand. InitiallyĀ the golden scion refuses commoner Helenaās offer, but when pressed by the king, he grudgingly accepts.
Clearly, Bertram is just not that into her, In fact, he opts to make a hasty exit with his solider friend Parolles (Michael Bakkensen) to fight in the Italian wars rather than make love to his virgin bride. But Helena is undeterred ā never have you met a more annoyingly, single-minded young woman.
Kahn sets the play on the cusp of World War I, another time of unrest on the continent. Like early 20th century Frenchmen and their American counterparts, the doughboys, who enthusiastically joined-up unaware of the putrid trenches and poison gas that awaited them on the battlefield, young Bertram and his noble peers are equally eager.
Here the focus isnāt on horrors, but rather barracks hijinks and incipient romance. The handsome young soldiers execute a seemingly endless gag that involves humiliating the vainglorious and cowardly Parolles while Bertram pursues Diana (Natalie Mitchell) the pretty daughter of the local lady innkeeper.
Meanwhile, Helena shows up at said Italian inn, disguised as a religious pilgrim. With the assistance of Diana, Helena ā in one of the Bardās more far-fetched plot devices ā salvages her nonexistent marriage by bedding her estranged, wide-awake husband without him knowing it. (Go ahead and try that sometime.)
Performed under a canopy of Victorian iron arches backed by an expansive sky (compliments of scenic designer Court Watson), the production features some of the better ensemble acting youāre likely to see in D.C. British actor Paxton Whitehead steals the show as Lafew, a witty lord who suffers neither fools nor the badly dressed gladly. Adam Green and Barbara Pinolini are funny as a bumpkin-turned-dandy and a lusty woman of a certain age, respectively. And 1970s movie star and four-time Oscar nominee Marsha Mason is rather good as Betramās concerned mother, the Countess of Rossillion.
Robert Perdziolaās period military uniforms and Edwardian gowns are splendidly designed and evocative of the era.
In the end, whether itās true love or expediency that prompts Bertram to kneel adoringly before his crafty, pregnant-bellied wife Helena, is hard to say. If weāre to believe that the Bard titled this work without irony, then the young couple should enjoy untold years of happiness together. I for one have my doubts.
Theater
Celebrate Valentineās Day with one of these three plays
āWaitress,ā āLove Birds,ā āFuenteovejunaā offer differing takes on love

For theatergoers seeking to mark Valentineās Day with live music, love, and friendship, the DMV offers some new spins on traditional themes.
Poised to make its regional debut at Olney Theatre Center, Sara Bareillesās hit musical āWaitressā (Feb.13-March 30) may not seem like a usual love story, but itās a love story nonetheless.
āItās about learning to love and value yourself,ā says MALINDA who plays Jenna, the showās titular server/baker with aspirations to bake prize-winning pies and change her life. āItās also about sisterhood. From the start, the women involved in the show decided to be there for each other onstage and off, and it shows. For anyone with girl group love in their lives, this is an especially good show to see.
āJenna doesnāt get a lot of satisfaction out of her primary partnership. Along with self-love she explores the antithesis of that ā partner violence. Our director [Marcia Milgrom Dodge] took the lesson of community support and community love to heart.ā
Prior to coming out as bisexual in 2022, MALINDA considered herself more of a “quiet queer.ā However, the inspiration derived from Irish music (“music of the oppressedā), which sheās famed for singing on TikTok, compelled her to go public.
She didnāt always believe her queerness to be special: āFor me,ā MALINDA says, āit was like saying my eyes are hazel. There wasnāt much to celebrate. But then I realized there were missing voices in my community. Felt like the right thing to do, and itās been one of the great blessings of my life.ā
Six years ago, after her Helen Hayes Award-winning turn in āOnce,ā MALINDA took a break from musical theater. She needed time to age into dream parts, and one of those roles was Jenna. She recalls, āGoing back to theater was prominently featured on my vision board, so when Marcia asked me to commit to āWaitress,ā I happily agreed.ā
For her, Valentineās Day is an opportunity to reach out and tell friends, family, and, of course, romantic partners, just how much you love them.
And she adds āthatās exactly how I plan to celebrate.ā
D.C.ās delightful Holly Twyford is spending Valentineās Day working at the Folger on Capitol Hill. Sheāll be on stage, her wife will be in the audience, and depending on the length of the program, theyāll go out to dinner afterward.
For four performances, the multi-Helen Hayes award-winning actor is serving as narrator for āThe Love Birdsā (Feb. 14-16), a new Folger Consort work that blends medieval music with a world-premiere composition by acclaimed composer Juri Seo and readings from Geoffrey Chaucerās āA Parlement of Foulesā by Twyford.
Standing behind a podium, sheāll read Chaucerās words (translated from Middle English and backed by projected slides in the original language), alternating with music played on old and new instruments.
āThe new music is kind of dissonant with the sounds of birdcalls and nature sounds, painting a picture of whatās going on in Chaucerās poem thatās beautiful and funny. Chaucer describes the male eagles pleading for the hand of the female eagle. Chaucer seems almost unwittingly feminist when he has the female eagle ask her eagle suitors to give her a year to think about it.ā
GALA Hispanic Theatre in Columbia Heights presents āFuenteovejunaā (through March 2), a timely production staged by out director JosĆ© Luis Arelleno. Penned in 1613, this work from the Spanish Golden Age ranks among playwright Lope de Vega’s most performed plays.
Itās about tyranny and love, Arellano explains. Within Lope de Vegaās timely tale of brutish power lies an intense love story. In fact, at the top of the show, four characters, two males and two females play a game. What is love? One of the players asserts that love doesnāt exist, while the others disagree. Itās a charming way to kick off the play.
The celebrated director isnāt one to telegraph messages, preferring audiences think for themselves. That said, he does, of course, make strong directorial choices: āIf I have to choose between love or war, itās more important to talk about love. For me, itās a revolution.ā
And apropos of a Valentineās Day date, GALAās production of āFuenteovejunaā (performed in Spanish with English surtitles) is imbued with live music and verse, an important part of any romantic experience, adds David Peralto, the productionās poetry and verse consultant as well as Arellanoās longtime partner.
The busy Spain-based couple will celebrate Valentineās Day in Seville and couldnāt be happier. Arellano describes Seville as the most romantic city in the world.
Theater
Broadway vet Ashley Blanchet tackles āBedwetterā at Arena
Sarah Silverman memoir a funny, poignant story of struggling with depression

āThe Bedwetterā
Feb. 4-March 16
Arena Stage
1101 6th St., S.W.
$69-$119
Arenastage.org
Skilled and experienced at comedy and drama, Broadway vet Ashley Blanchet says thereās a big difference between the two. She explains, āComedy is right or wrong, you nail it or you donāt; whereas with drama thereās room for subjectivity. Because I started out as a dancer, being able to hit the mark makes a lot of sense to me. Thereās a lot of rhythm to comedy.ā
Currently Blanchet is eliciting laughs as Miss New Hampshire in āThe Bedwetterā at Arena Stage. A musical based on comedian Sarah Silvermanās bestselling memoir, itās the funny yet poignant story of a hairy 10-year-old girlās struggle with clinical depression and bedwetting.
Blanchetās Miss New Hampshire is a kind of fairy godmother character.
āMost of the time Iām in Sarahās head. She first sees me on TV in Miss America, and soon I start talking to her.ā
By the end of the piece, Sarah learns that Miss New Hampshire is also a bedwetter. Subsequently, the future comedian turns her weaknesses into strengths, taking her depression and bedwetting and using it to fuel her creativity and eventual career.
This isnāt Blanchetās first time as Miss New Hampshire. She initially auditioned in 2019 and eventually created the role off-Broadway at Atlantic Theater Company in 2022.
She recalls going into the audition mostly cold. Only knowing that Miss New Hampshire is a pageant girl who unwittingly says some funny things, she partly fashioned her on Kristin Chenowethās ditzy Glinda in āWicked.ā
āSarah [Silverman] and the showās director Anne Kauffman, were laughing. I thought they were just being polite. Turns out, they really liked what I did.ā
Although Blanchet, 37, doesnāt claim a personal connection to bedwetting, she can relate to the depression described in the show. Like Sarah, she had a difficult time transitioning into her teenage years. In fact, she credits theater with saving her life.
At 14, Blanchet left home to attend Walnut Hill School, a private performing arts high school in Massachusetts. From there, she moved on to University of Michigan, a great preparatory place for theater, she says. After graduating with a BFA, she went straight to New York where she made her Broadway debut as part of the ensemble in āMemphis.ā Soon she began progressing to parts with words and songs.
Because so many musicals thematically touch on being different, Blanchet says bisexuality helps in her work.
āIāve always felt a little bit of an outsider, so the concept of acceptance and learning to love yourself found in āThe Bedwetterā is something I can relate to from both a queer perspective and from being Black. As I get older, Iām increasingly grateful to be who I am.ā
Going into college, Blanchet assumed she was straight, but after becoming exceptionally fond of a female friend, growing excited whenever they made plans to hang out, it became clear to her that her feelings were romantic. They were together for three years.
āBeing bisexual, there wasnāt like a community waiting for me despite there being many bi people. I didnāt have what my gay guy friends seemed to find. For me, sexual attraction is more about energy than body parts. Coming to own that and be proud of it was a journey and is relatable to different situations including acting.ā
Blanchet has played Elsa in āFrozenā on Broadway. She was the also the first Black actor to play the title role in āRodgers + Hammersteinās Cinderellaā at Paper Mill Playhouse, a well-known regional theater in New Jersey. And Blanchet very happily led the cast as Maria in āThe Sound of Music,ā also at Paper Mill.
āThese are parts that I never knew Iād do it. Thatās kind of what itās like to be Black in this business,ā she says.
Scheduled to be in D.C. at Arena this winter, āThe Bedwetterā cast assumed theyād be in for a wild time no matter how the election played out. They werenāt wrong. Fortunately for Blanchet, sheās immersed in her work and comfortably sharing digs with her big, beloved mixed-breed dog Cosmo.
Returning to the show, a Broadway-bound production, is proving an exciting challenge. āIām like, āwhat did a I do last time? What made this joke work?ā I canāt remember,ā she says laughing. āBut itās always good to return to the show, making tweaks and changes. Iām always trying to do anything I can to improve my performance.ā
Theater
āDownstateā follows plight of four registered sex offenders
What happens after prison when you canāt escape taint of wrongdoing

āDownstateā
Through Feb. 16
Studio Theatre
1501 14th St., N.W.
$50-$102
Studiotheatre.org
Crime and punishment are up for discussion at Studio Theatre. In Bruce Norrisās challenging work āDownstate,ā the provocative playwright explores the circumstances of those whoāve done their time but canāt seem to escape the taint of the wrongdoing.
Set in a tidy, no-frills group house somewhere south of the Chicago metropolitan area, āDownstateā gives us four disparate housemates with one thing in common: theyāre all registered sex offenders.
Here, the men live. They wear ankle monitors and follow proscribed and increasingly stringent rules about where they can buy groceries and catch buses. Whatās more, thereās the serious harassment from belligerent neighbors who are privy to their pasts.
Weāre first introduced to Fred (Dan Daily), a former piano instructor. The snowy haired, avuncular resident who uses a mobility scooter and peppers sentences with āgolly geeā and āgosh,ā couldnāt seem more harmless. But Fred has a past.
And today, Fred also has guests. Andy (Tim Getman), a polite, fortyish financial planner, and his wife Em (Emily Kester), a not particularly Zen yoga instructor, who have traveled from Chicago.
Itās not a social call. Andy has come with a well-thought strategy on how to calmly confront the man who sexually assaulted him on a piano bench when he was 12. Since that day, Andyās life has been plagued with anxiety and depression; he hopes to put some closure on the past.
Interruptions ensue. There are calls from the coupleās son at a nearby hotel whoās eagerly awaiting a promised trip to a water park. At the house, other residents mill about, sometimes queuing up to use the modest homeās one bathroom. Soon, Fredās visitors leave, wholly dissatisfied.
Each of the ex-convictsā stories are imbued with denial. Gio (Jaysen Wright) is an angry guy who quotes scripture, works out, and relies on cringy Eddie Haskell manners. Because Gio did time for statutory rape with an underage female he feels less deviant than his housemates Fred; withdrawn Felix (Richard Ruiz Henry), who sexually assaulted his very young daughter; and Diana Ross-adoring, comfortably queer Dee (Stephen Conrad Moore) who sexually assaulted a 14-year-old boy when he was 37 and after serving 15 years in prison continues to describe their connection as a loving relationship.
Eventually, Andy returns without his wife and engages with Fred. Emotions run hot. (Here, fight choreographer Robb Hunterās knowhow goes on full display.)
Playwright Norris, whose other works include āClybourne Park,ā which won the Pulitzer Prize for Drama (2011), cunningly delves into revenge, guilt, and mercy through both the residents themselves and other characters including visiting probation officer Ivy (Kelli Blackwell) who shows an unyielding toughness with the occasional flash of sympathy, and Effie (Irene Hamiliton), Gioās lively young co-worker at Staples.
āDownstateā moves swiftly and is never dull. The dialogue rings true, and Norris is master of the shifting tone.
Perceptively helmed by director David Muse, the design team creates the perfect place for this difficult story to unfold. Set designer Alexander Woodward serves up a house with several mostly unseen bedrooms, a dated paneled common area, and smallish galley kitchen, all with furnishings culled mostly from thrift stores and yard sales. There are necessary details like a busy group bulletin board, Gioās weight bench, and Fredās keyboard, a scarily broken front window, and an ominous baseball bat leaning near the front door.
The space is persuasively lit by lighting designer Stacey Derosier, creating different moods, atmospheres, and, most memorably, an early morning light flooding in from the surrounding outside world.
In his directorās note, Muse writes āI hope this is the kind of play that stays with you after you leave.ā In this, he certainly succeeds.
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