Living
Queery: Ba’Naka/Dustin Schaad
The local drag favorite answers 20 gay questions
Dustin Schaad — aka Ba’Naka — came to Washington in the winter of 2003 during a rough time in his life. He’d been through a breakup, couldn’t afford college and was on the outs with his parents, so he came to stay with an aunt who was here and life started improving.
The 25-year-old Bradenton, Fla., native had already started dabbling in drag. He’d been doing drag shows at a place called Triangles in Sarasota, Fla., a few nights a week. When he got to Washington, local drag legend Kristina Kelly took him under her wing and he started appearing with her at Omega and Apex occasionally then as a regular at BeBar in 2007.
As Ba’Naka — whose name came about during a middle-of-the-night Wal-Mart confrontation in his home state — Schaad’s drag star has only risen. Ba’Naka is a regular at Town and just won the drag queen favorite award in the Blade’s annual “Best Of” readers’ poll. With Town cohort Shi-Queeta-Lee, Ba’Naka was on “America’s Got Talent” a few years ago.
“Ba’Naka and Dustin are really the same people,” Schaad says. “We’re both loud and boisterous and in some ways I’m even more comfortable going out as her. Drag queens can get away with murder — all kinds of stuff I could never get away with as Dustin.”
Schaad says drag is an art form and that the LGBT community at large should appreciate queens more.
“I always remind people it was a drag queen who threw the first brick at Stonewall so everybody enjoying their gay life today has a drag queen to thank.”
By day Schaad is a buyer for Universal Gear where he’s worked for about seven years. He likes working there but also fantasizes about doing drag — which he calls a passion — full time.
Schaad enjoys fashion design, art, movies, shopping and travel and lives in Silver Spring. He’s single and now on good terms with his parents, grandparents and four younger sisters. Since he works in gay clubs — Ba’Naka co-hosts the package contest on Thursdays at Cobalt in addition to her work at Town — he can often be found on off nights at Stetson’s, a straight bar on U Street. (Washington Blade photo by Michael Key)
How long have you been out and who was the hardest person to tell?
I came out when I was 15. The hardest person I came out to is a tie between my Grandmothers Hazel and Rose. I was afraid to tell them because these women were my rocks growing up and I was afraid that they would disapprove. I was blessed that they both accepted me with open arms.
Who’s your gay hero?
Lena Lett — she’s clever, witty and has a tongue sharper than a Ginsu knife but she is also a beacon of compassion and generosity, who’s given me many pearls of wisdom over the years.
What is Washington’s best nightspot, past or present?
Of course I love where I work, Cobalt and Town, but some of my fondest nightlife memories, as blurry as they may be, are from the old BeBar Days circa ’07. I had so much fun, often followed by the worst hangovers imaginable.
Describe your dream gay wedding.
One in which I have all of my friends and family and a man that I am head over heels for — and a 29-inch waist! (Note that I will NOT have a tacky beach wedding or wear white, I mean let’s be honest.)
What non-gay issue are you most passionate about?
Prepping for the Zombie-Apocalypse … girl, I am stock piled on canned foods and have a fabulous pair of thigh-high combat boots on order.
What historical outcome would you change?
The 2000 presidential election results because seriously we all could have done without the pain, fear and suffering brought on by eight years of Bush.
What’s been the most memorable pop culture moment of your lifetime?
The Britney/Madonna kiss … come on! Scandalous!
On what do you insist?
Condoms … men are dogs, they tend to roam and I don’t want fleas brought home.
What was your last Facebook post or Tweet?
“The maid alphabetized my porn! Good for her!”
If your life were a book, what would the title be?
“Taffeta & Shattered Dreams: My life in the Tragic Queendom.”
If science discovered a way to change sexual orientation, what would you do?
I would personally lead a One Queen Revolution against it! I was born gay and I love my life … I wouldn’t want to be any other way.
What do you believe in beyond the physical world?
Really? You’re asking a drag queen about her meta-physical philosophies? No one cares what I think. Ask me about glitter and shiny things!
What’s your advice for LGBT movement leaders?
Cut the crap, drop the egos. Equality is an American birthright. Focus on that.
What would you walk across hot coals for?
Justin, the love of my life. He passed away this year and I would do anything to bring him back.
What gay stereotype annoys you most?
Gay stereotypes don’t annoy me; I find them hysterical!
What’s your favorite gay movie?
“Spice World.” If that’s not a gay movie I don’t know what is.
What’s the most overrated social custom?
Trust. Wait, does that make me cynical?
What trophy or prize do you most covet?
Ha! Don’t laugh, but my Pinewood Derby trophy from Cub Scouts. This sissyboy showed those manly men how it was done!
What do you wish you’d known at 18?
That my metabolism would betray me age 23.
Why Washington?
I moved to D.C. in 2003 after high school. I had broken up with my boyfriend, I couldn’t afford college on my own and I desperately needed to get out of Florida. I had an aunt who lived up here and offered me a way out and I moved up and started a new adventure. I fell in love with D.C. because it gave me the chance at a new start. I love this city and I love our LGBT community. It’s home!
Autos
Revving up the holidays with auto-themed gifts
Lamps, mugs, headphones, and more for everyone on your list
Here’s how to shift your holidays into high gear.
Bentley Bottle Stopper

Pop your cork—in a good way—with a Bentley bottle stopper ($106), made of zinc alloy with chrome plating and rubber rings. The classy design is inspired by the automaker’s iconic “Flying B” mascot from 1930.
Subaru Motorsports Counter Stool

Belly up to the bar with the Subaru Motorsports Counter Stool ($175). The 30-inch-tall metal chair—with padded vinyl cover and automaker logo—is lightweight and swivels 360 degrees.
BMW Luxe Luggage

You won’t have trouble spotting this chic khaki-green BMW M Boardcase ($307) at airport baggage carousels. The high-performance “M” logo is etched on the durable polycarbonate casing, as well as on the main compartment zipper and all four of the sturdy double wheels. Comes with recycled lining, along with laundry and shoe bags.
Ford Yoga Gym Bag

The Ford Yoga Gym Bag ($15) has a wide handle and button strap to securely carry a yoga mat, as well as convenient pockets to stow water bottles and shoes. Made of black polyester, with reflective silver Ford logo. (Yoga mat not included.)
Kia Mini Lamp with Speaker/Sound

It doesn’t get much more Zen than a Kia Mini Lamp with Speaker and Sound Machine ($50). Made of bamboo, sturdy plastic and a fabric grill, the tiny wireless lamp has LED lighting with three settings. Pair with your phone to choose from eight soothing sounds: brook noise, bird chirp, forest bird, white bird, ocean wave, rainy day, wind and fireside.
Lexus Green Pro Set

Practice makes perfect with the Lexus Green Pro Set ($257), a putting mat with “train-track markings” to help improve any golfer’s alignment. Lexus logo on the wood frame with automatic ball return.
Lamborghini Wireless Headphones

Turn on, tune in, drop out—well, at least at the end of a hectic day—with these Lamborghini Wireless MW75 Headphones by Master & Dynamic ($901). Batteries last up to 32 hours or up to 28 hours in active noise-canceling mode.
BMW Quatro Slim Travel Tumbler

The BMW Quatro Slim Travel Tumbler ($23) lives up to its name: sleek, smooth and scratch-resistant. Comes with leak-proof lid and non-spill design.
Ford Vintage Mustang Ceramic Mug

Giddy-up each morning with the Ford Vintage Mustang Ceramic Mug ($29). With cool blue stripes, the 14-ounce mug features a silver handle and iconic pony emblem.
My First Lamborghini by Clementoni

Proving it’s never too early to drive an exotic car, My First Lamborghini by Clementoni ($62) is for children ages two- to four-years old. Kids can activate the remote-control car by pressing the button on the roof or by using the remote. This Lambo certainly is less expensive than an entry-level Huracan, which starts at $250,000.
Rolls-Royce Cameo

For adults looking for their own pint-sized luxury ride, there’s the Rolls-Royce Cameo ($5,500). Touted as a piece of art rather than a toy, this miniature collectible is made from the same solid oak and polished aluminum used in a real Rolls. As with those cars, this one even has self-leveling wheel-center caps (which operate independently of the hubcaps so that the RR logo is always in the upright position).
Maserati Notebook

For those of us who still love the art of writing, the Maserati MC20 Sketch Note ($11) is an elegant notebook with 48 sheets of high-quality paper. The front and back covers feature stylish sketches of the interior of a Maserati MC20 supercar and the Maserati logo. Comes with saddle-stitched binding using black thread.
Dodge Demon Dog Collar

If your pooch is more Fluffy-kins and less the guard dog you sometimes need it to be, then there’s the Dodge Demon Seatbelt Buckle Dog Collar ($30). Made of steel and high-density polyester with a tiny seatbelt-buckle clasp, the collar is emblazoned with devilish Dodge Demon logos.
Real Estate
In real estate, it’s déjà vu all over again
1970s and ‘80s volatility led to creative financing options
In the 1970s and 1980s, mortgage interest rates climbed into the double digits and peaked above 18%. With rates like that, you needed more than a steady job and a down payment to buy a home — you needed creative financing ideas.
Today’s market challenges may look different, but the response has been surprisingly familiar: unusual financing methods are making a comeback, along with some new ones that didn’t exist decades ago. Here is a brief overview of the most popular tools from that era.
Assumable Mortgages were available with FHA, VA, and USDA loans and, until 1982, even Conventional mortgages. They allowed a buyer to take over the seller’s existing mortgage, including its interest rate, rather than getting a brand-new loan, while compensating the seller for the difference between the assumed loan balance and the contract price.
Often, a seller played a substantial role in a purchase. With Seller Financing (Owner Carry) the seller became the bank, letting the buyer make payments directly to them instead of to a traditional lender.
One variation on Seller Financing was the Land Contract. The seller was still the lender, but the buyer made loan payments to the seller, who then paid his own mortgage and pocketed the difference. The buyer would receive equitable title (the right to use and occupy the property), while the seller kept the title or deed until the contract was paid off or the property sold.
With Wraparound Mortgages, the seller created a new, larger loan for the buyer that “wrapped” around the existing mortgage at an agreed-upon rate. The buyer would then pay the seller, who would continue making mortgage payments on the existing balance, collecting payments and pocketing the spread. Whether title conveyed to the buyer or remained with the seller was negotiated between the parties.
Unlike an assumption, when buying a home Subject To an existing mortgage, the buyer took title to the property and agreed to pay the seller’s mortgage directly to the lender plus any equity to the seller; the mortgage stayed in the seller’s name. Now, most mortgages have a Due on Sale clause that prohibits this kind of transaction without the expressed consent of the lender.
Rent-to-Own was also a popular way to get into a home. While a potential buyer rented a property, the seller would offer an option to purchase for a set amount to be exercised at a later date (lease option) or allow a portion of the rent collected to be considered as a downpayment once accrued (lease purchase).
Graduated Payment Mortgage (GPM) loans were authorized by the banking industry in the mid-1970s and Adjustable Rate Mortgages (ARM) surfaced in the early 1980s. Both featured low initial payments that gradually increased over time.
With the GPM, although lower than market to start, the interest rate was fixed and payment increases were scheduled. A buyer could rely on the payment amount and save accordingly.
ARMs, on the other hand, had interest rates that could change based on the market index, with less predictability and a higher risk of rate shocks, as we saw during the Great Recession from 2007-2009.
While mortgage rates today aren’t anywhere near the extremes of the 1980s, buyers still face a tough environment: higher prices, limited inventory, and stricter lending standards. That combination has pushed people to explore tried and true alternatives and add new ones.
Assumable mortgages and ARMs are on the table again and seller financing is still worth exploring. Just last week, I overheard a colleague asking about a land contract.
Lenders are beginning to use Alternative Credit Evaluation indicators, like rental payment history or bank cash-flow analysis, to assess borrower strength when making mortgage loan decisions.
There are Shared Equity Programs, where companies or nonprofits contribute part of a down payment in exchange for a share of the home’s future appreciation. With Crowdfunding Platforms, investors pool money online to finance real estate purchases or developments.
Another unconventional idea being debated today is the 50-year mortgage, designed to help buyers manage high home prices. Such a mortgage would have a 50-year repayment term, rather than the standard 30 years, lowering monthly payments by stretching them over a longer period.
Supporters argue that a 50-year mortgage could make monthly payments significantly more affordable for first-time buyers who feel priced out of the market. Critics, however, warn that while the monthly payment may be lower, the lifetime interest cost would be much higher.
What ties the past and present together is necessity. As long as affordability remains strained, creative financing – old and new – will continue to shape the way real estate gets bought and sold. As with everything real estate, my question will always be, “What’s next?”
Valerie M. Blake is a licensed Associate Broker in D.C., Maryland, and Virginia with RLAH @properties. Call or text her at 202-246-8602, email her at [email protected] or follow her on Facebook at TheRealst8ofAffairs.
Real Estate
Could lower rates, lagging condo sales lure buyers to the table?
With pandemic behind us, many are making moves
Before the interest rates shot up around 2022, many buyers were making moves due to a sense of confinement, a sudden need to work from home, desire for space of their own, or just a general desire to shake up their lives. In large metro areas like NYC, DC, Boston, Chicago, Miami and other markets where rents could be above $2k-$3k, people did the math and started thinking, “I could take the $30,000 a year I spend in rent and put that in an investment somewhere.”
Then rates went up, people started staying put and decided to nest in the new home where they had just received a near 3% interest rate. For others, the higher rates and inflation meant that dollars were just stretching less than they used to.
Now – it’s been five years since the onset of the pandemic, people who bought four years ago may be feeling the “itch” to move again, and the rates have started dropping down closer to 5% from almost 7% a few years ago.
This could be a good opportunity for first time buyers to get into the market. Rents have not shown much of a downward trend. There may be some condo sellers who are ready to move up into a larger home, or they may be finding that the job they have had for the last several years has “squeezed all the juice out of the fruit” and want to start over in a new city.
Let’s review how renting a home and buying can be very different experiences:
- The monthly payment stays (mostly) the same. P.I.T.I. – Principal, Interest, Taxes and Insurance – those are the four main components of a home payment. The taxes and insurance can change, but not as much or as frequently as a rent payment. These also may depend on where you buy, and how simple or complex a condo building is.
- Condo fees help pay for the amenities in the building, put money in the building’s reserve funds account (an account used for savings for capital improvement projects, maintenance, and upkeep or additions to amenities)
- Condos have restrictions on rental types and usage – AirBnB and may not be an option, and there could be a wait list to rent. Most condo associations and lenders don’t like to see more than 50% of a building rented out to non-owner occupants. Why? Owners tend to take better care of their own building.
- A homeowner needs to keep a short list of available plumbers, electricians, maintenance people, HVAC service providers, painters, etc.
- Condo owners usually attend their condo association meetings or at least read the notices or minutes to keep abreast of planned maintenance in the building, usage of facilities, and rules and regulations.
Moving from renting to homeownership can be well worth the investment of time and energy. After living in a home for five years, a condo owner might decide to sell, and find that when they close out the contract and turn the keys over to the new owner, they have participated in a “forced savings plan” and frequently receive tens of thousands of dollars for their investment that might have otherwise gone into the hands of a landlord.
In addition, condo sellers may offer buyers incentives to purchase their home, if a condo has been sitting on the market for some time. A seller could offer such items as:
- A pre-paid home warranty on the major appliances or systems of the house for the first year or two – that way if something breaks, it might be covered under the warranty.
- Closing cost incentives – some sellers will help a cash strapped buyer with their closing costs. One fun “trick” realtors suggest can be offering above the sales price of the condo, with a credit BACK to the buyer toward their closing costs. *there are caveats to this plan
- Flexible closing dates – some buyers need to wait until a lease is finished.
- A seller may have already had the home “pre-inspected” and leave a copy of the report for the buyer to see, to give them peace of mind that a 3rd party has already looked at the major appliances and systems in the house.
If the idea of perpetual renting is getting old, ask a Realtor or a lender what they can do to help you get into investing your money today. There are lots of ways to invest, but one popular way to do so is to put it where your rent check would normally go. And like any kind of seedling, that investment will grow over time.
Joseph Hudson is a referral agent with Metro Referrals. He can be reached at 703-587-0597 or [email protected].
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