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For Trump, a golf cart ride to hell
Unleashing curses and action against a national disgrace

President Donald Trump (Photo by Gage Skidmore; courtesy Wikimedia Commons)
On a crisp, clear autumn midnight I kneel in a clearing in Rock Creek Park and feel the eyes of nocturnal animals on me as I gaze upward, lift my arms heavenward, and solemnly intone:
“Under a waxing moon I hex thee, Donald John Trump. I curse thee with bad lawyers, unflattering headlines and ungrateful mobs. May thou be locked in a limousine filled with flatulence until thou canst not breathe and thy cries for help are unheeded. May thy golf balls be replaced by dragon eggs that hatch upon impact and answer thy boasting with fire. May thine incitements fall on deaf ears, and thy lies turn to acid in thy throat. May all the pussies thou hast ever grabbed return as piranhas that clean thee to the bone.”
I am only practicing. I am not sure I’ve gotten the hang of ritual cursing. Besides, I am still looking for nine black hen feathers. I blame gentrification. A proper city ought to have a shop offering a selection of suitable curses with the requisite accompaniments.
In truth, however, incantations are needed not to summon otherworldly spirits but to awaken our fellow citizens. As cases in point, let us examine two recent calamities, one natural and one man-made.
After Hurricane Maria hit Puerto Rico, Elaine Duke at Homeland Security called the federal response “a good news story.” San Juan Mayor Carmen Yulín Cruz responded, “This is not a good news story. This is a ‘people are dying’ story.” Trump as usual responded by denigrating her, since everything has to be about him, and anything that contradicts his alternate reality must be false or malicious. Hamilton creator Lin-Manuel Miranda, who has family in Puerto Rico, shot back, “She has been working 24/7. You have been GOLFING. You’re going straight to hell. Fastest golf cart you ever took.”
Miranda is spot-on. His multiracial portrayal of America’s founders illuminated the shared national heritage that Trump and his base reject in favor of white dominance at any cost.
Some politicians responded to Trump’s destructive behavior with the greatest bane of clarity in our discourse: false equivalence. They talked as if both sides were “playing politics,” despite Trump’s uniquely revolting stream of insults, blame, and self-congratulation, and the contrast between the quick federal response to storm damage in Texas and Florida and the slow response to that in Puerto Rico. Trump deflected criticism by declaring it an attack on first responders. He insulted Puerto Ricans by saying, “They want everything to be done for them,” then displayed his humanitarian instincts by dedicating a golf trophy to hurricane victims.
We do not have a leader of all the people. We have a con artist who inflames, distracts, and divides us for the sake of power. We have a vindictive narcissist who demonizes protests by people of color, degrades women, and calls journalists enemies of the people while praising Nazis and consorting with our nation’s greatest adversary. Other than stealing a Supreme Court seat, all he has done is sow chaos at home and abroad while enriching himself. How ironic that he accepted the resignation of HHS Secretary Tom Price for lavish travel with public money. Purging lieutenants will not solve a problem that flows from the top.
We awoke October 2 to a soundtrack of automatic gunfire on cable news. Another record-setting massacre had occurred, this time in Las Vegas. The death toll as I write is 58. Even amid shock and grief, we know matters will only worsen. Gun sales will spike. Nevada’s gun laws are among the most lax in the country. In Alabama, Republican senate candidate Roy Moore waved a pistol. Congress is considering legislation to ease the purchase of silencers. Horrors like Vegas are used not to limit high-powered weapons but to militarize policing, which disproportionately targets people of color.
Trump used the Pulse Nightclub massacre to justify his travel ban. Unluckily for him, this time the shooter was a 64-year-old white man. So he called for unity. Do not be fooled: his lodestar is rule by division. We must unleash not merely our curses but our concerted political action and our votes.
Richard J. Rosendall is a writer and activist. He can be reached at [email protected].
Copyright © 2017 by Richard J. Rosendall. All rights reserved.
Letter-to-the-Editor
Candidates should pledge to nominate LGBTQ judge to Supreme Court
Presidential, Senate hopefuls need to go on the record
As soon as the final votes are cast and counted and verified after the November 2026 elections are over, the 2028 presidential cycle will begin in earnest. Polls, financial aid requests, and volunteer opportunities ad infinitum will flood the public and personal media. There will be more issues than candidates in both parties. The rending of garments and mudslinging will be both interesting and maybe even amusing as citizens will watch how candidates react to each and every issue of the day.
There is one particular item that I am hoping each candidate will be asked whether in private or in public. If a Supreme Court vacancy occurs in your potential administration, will you nominate an open and qualified LGBTQ to join the remaining eight?
Other interest groups on both sides have made similar demands over the years and have had them honored. Is it not time that our voices are raised as well? There are several already sitting judges on both state and federal benches that have either been elected statewide or approved by the U.S. Senate.
Our communities are being utilized and abused on judicial menus. Enough already! Challenge each and every candidate, regardless of their party with our honest question and see if honest answers are given. By the way … no harm in asking the one-third of the U.S. Senate candidates too who will be on ballots. Looking forward to any candidate tap dancing!
Opinions
2026 elections will bring major changes to D.C. government
Mayor’s office, multiple Council seats up for grabs
Next year will be a banner year for elections in D.C. The mayor announced she will not run. Two Council members, Anita Bonds, At-large, and Brianne Nadeau, Ward 1, have announced they will not run. Waiting for Del. Norton to do the same, but even if she doesn’t, there will be a real race for that office.
So far, Robert White, Council member at-large, and Brooke Pinto, Council member Ward 2, are among a host of others, who have announced. If one of these Council members should win, there would be a special election for their seat. If Kenyon McDuffie, Council member at-large, announces for mayor as a Democrat, which he is expected to do, he will have to resign his seat on the Council as he fills one of the non-Democratic seats there. Janeese George, Ward 4 Council member, announced she is running for mayor. Should she win, there would be a special election for her seat. Another special election could happen if Trayon White, Ward 8, is convicted of his alleged crimes, when he is brought to trial in January. Both the Council chair, and attorney general, have announced they are seeking reelection, along with a host of other offices that will be on the ballot.
Many of the races could look like the one in Ward 1 where at least six people have already announced. They include three members of the LGBTQ community. It seems the current leader in that race is Jackie Reyes Yanes, a Latina activist, not a member of the LGBTQ community, who worked for Mayor Fenty as head of the Latino Affairs Office, and for Mayor Bowser as head of the Office of Community Affairs. About eight, including the two Council members, have already announced they are running for the delegate seat.
I am often asked by candidates for an endorsement. The reason being my years as a community, LGBTQ, and Democratic, activist; and my ability to endorse in my column in the Washington Blade. The only candidate I endorsed so far is Phil Mendelson, for Council chair. While he and I don’t always agree on everything, he’s a staunch supporter of the LGBTQ community, a rational person, and we need someone with a steady hand if there really are six new Council members, out of the 13.
When candidates call, they realize I am a policy wonk. My unsolicited advice to all candidates is: Do more than talk in generalities, be specific and honest as to what you think you can do, if elected. Candidates running for a legislative office, should talk about what bills they will support, and then what new ones they will introduce. What are the first three things you will focus on for your constituents, if elected. If you are running against an incumbent, what do you think you can do differently than the person you hope to replace? For any new policies and programs you propose, if there is a cost, let constituents know how you intend to pay for them. Take the time to learn the city budget, and how money is currently being spent. The more information you have at your fingertips, the smarter you sound, and voters respect that, at least many do. If you are running for mayor, you need to develop a full platform, covering all the issues the city will face, something I have helped a number of previous mayors do. The next mayor will continue to have to deal with the felon in the White House. He/she/they will have to ensure he doesn’t try to eliminate home rule. The next mayor will have to understand how to walk a similar tightrope Mayor Bowser has balanced so effectively.
Currently, the District provides lots of public money to candidates. If you decide to take it, know the details. The city makes it too easy to get. But while it is available, take advantage of it. One new variable in this election is the implementation of rank-choice voting. It will impact how you campaign. If you attack another candidate, you may not be the second, or even third, choice, of their strongest supporters.
Each candidate needs a website. Aside from asking for donations and volunteers, it should have a robust issues section, biography, endorsements, and news. One example I share with candidates is my friend Zach Wahls’s website. He is running for United States Senate from Iowa. It is a comprehensive site, easy to navigate, with concise language, and great pictures. One thing to remember is that D.C. is overwhelmingly Democratic. Chances are the winner of the Democratic primary will win the general election.
Potential candidates should read the DCBOE calendar. Petitions will be available at the Board of Elections on Jan. 23, with the primary on June 16th, and general election on Nov. 3. So, ready, set, go!
Peter Rosenstein is a longtime LGBTQ rights and Democratic Party activist.
Opinions
Lighting candles in a time of exhaustion
Gunmen killed 15 people at Sydney Hanukkah celebration
In the wake of the shooting at Bondi Beach that targeted Jews, many of us are sitting with a familiar feeling: exhaustion. Not shock or surprise, but the deep weariness that comes from knowing this violence continues. It is yet another reminder that antisemitism remains persistent.
Bondi Beach is far from Washington, D.C., but antisemitism does not respect geography. When Jews are attacked anywhere, Jews everywhere feel it. We check on family and friends, absorb the headlines, and brace ourselves for the quiet, numbing normalization that has followed acts of mass violence.
Many of us live at an intersection where threats can come from multiple directions. As a community, we have embraced the concept of intersectional identity, and yet in queer spaces, many LGBTQ+ Jews are being implicitly or explicitly asked to play down our Jewishness. Jews hesitate before wearing a Magen David or a kippah. Some of us have learned to compartmentalize our identities, deciding which part of ourselves feels safest to lead with. Are we welcome as queer people only if we mute our Jewishness? Are those around us able to acknowledge that our fear is not abstract, but rooted in a lived reality, one in which our friends and family are directly affected by the rise in antisemitic violence, globally and here at home?
As a result of these experiences, many LGBTQ+ Jews feel a growing fatigue. We are told, implicitly or explicitly, that our fear is inconvenient; that Jewish trauma must be contextualized, minimized, or deferred in favor of other injustices. Certainly, the world is full of horror. And yet, we long for a world in which all lives are cherished and safe, where solidarity is not conditional on political purity or on which parts of ourselves are deemed acceptable to love.
We are now in the season of Chanuka. The story of this holiday is not one of darkness vanishing overnight. It is the story of a fragile light that should not have lasted. Chanuka teaches us that hope does not require certainty; it requires persistence and the courage to kindle a flame even when the darkness feels overwhelming.
For LGBTQ+ Jews, this lesson resonates deeply. We have survived by refusing to disappear across multiple dimensions of our identities. We have built communities, created rituals, and embraced chosen families that affirm the fullness of who we are.
To our LGBTQ+ siblings who are not Jewish: this is a moment to listen, to stand with us, and to make space for our grief. Solidarity means showing up not only when it is easy or popular, but especially when it is uncomfortable.
To our fellow Jews: your exhaustion is valid. Your fear is understandable, and so is your hope. Every candle lit this Chanuka is an act of resilience. Every refusal to hide, every moment of joy, is a declaration that hatred will not have the final word.
Light does not deny darkness. It confronts it.
As we light our candles this Chanuka season, may we protect one another and bring light to one another, even as the world too often responds to difference with violence and hate.
Joshua Maxey is the executive director of Bet Mishpachah, D.C.’s LGBTQ synagogue.
