Connect with us

Autos

Macho crossovers

These haulers boast major attitude

Published

on

The Acura ZDX

Are crossovers having an identity crisis? Built on cushy sedan platforms but with the same mega storage and high seating of truck-like SUVs, crossover utility vehicles quickly became the next minivan. Every automaker has at least one ā€” and in the case of Toyota/Lexus, a whopping seven CUVs ā€” in its lineup.

Now vehicle designers are creating crossovers with in-your-face exteriors and ultra-luxe interiors. The result: Head-turning rides that sacrifice a bit of storage space for a look ā€” and ride ā€” thatā€™s as sexy as any high-end sport coupe.

All in all, thatā€™s good news for gay and lesbian car buyers looking to stand out in the crowd.

Acura ZDX

$46,000

MPG: 16 city/23 highway

Cargo room: 56 cubic feet

Acura has been beefing up the styling in its lineup the past few years, but the all-new ZDX pushes the creative envelope even further. Built on the same platform as the full-size, seven-seat MDX, the midsize ZDX slopes dramatically from the top of the side pillars straight down to the rear bumper. Up front, the headlights and grille are stretched so tight they almost wrap around the side panelsā€”think Eartha Kitt with an extreme facelift and you get the picture. Then there are those Hummer-like 19-inch wheels. Somehow it all works, with an overall design that screams bad-boy chic. There are a few downsides: Back-seat legroom is nil and the cornering is more Lincoln MKZ than Porsche Cayenne. But the sumptuous cabin is one of the best, with a hand-stitched leather dash, heated/cooled sport seats, club-scene ambient lighting and surround-sound stereo with 15-Gig hard drive. If the ZDX is a budget buster, thereā€™s always the Honda Accord Crosstourā€”with simpler styling and featuresā€”at $15,000 less.

BMW X6M

$89,500

MPG: 12 city/17 highway

Cargo room: 60 cubic feet

Introduced in 2008, the BMW X6 still makes auto mavens cringe. At worst, its scarab-like styling is akin to the quirky Pontiac Aztec ā€” one of the worst vehicles of all time. At best, itā€™s a station wagon on steroids. To pique more interest, BMW has pumped up the power and performance ā€” and doubled the price ā€” with its new X6 M version. Practical? No. But this is one helluva CUV, shooting from zero-to-60 mph in just 4.3 seconds (almost twice as fast as the Acura ZDX). And there are more features than on many a Bentley: headlight washers, four-zone climate control, soft-close automatic doors, voice-control nav system with real-time traffic updates, 16-speaker stereo and 14-way power front seats with four-way lumbar support. Best of all, the Mā€™s muscular cladding, sleek side vents and rear aero fins make this X6 look like a true BMW.

Infiniti FX50

$59,000

MPG: 14 city/20 highway

Cargo room: 62 cubic feet

The Infiniti FX50 is all about compromise ā€” in a good way. It has more power than the Acura ZDX, but less than the BMW X6. The mileage is better than the BMW, but less than the Acura. And pricing is smack dab between the two. Where the Infiniti truly comes out ahead, though, is in cargo capacity, rear-seat passenger room and a sidewalk-shaking exhaust rumble. The FX50 styling is severe, with swooping wheel arches, wide-mouthed grille and an acres-long hood. The same is true of the overall ride, which can be a bit harsh over potholes and speed bumps. Still, braking and acceleration are spot-on, and there are gobs of safety features.

Advertisement
FUND LGBTQ JOURNALISM
SIGN UP FOR E-BLAST

Autos

Fun holiday gifts for car fans

A trunkful of ideas for the gay gearheads in your life

Published

on

Dodge Igloo Kool Tunes Cooler

Mixing beats with brews, Dodge offers a combined cooler and boombox ($296), with two built-in speakers, LED status indicator, charging port and Bluetooth pairing. You can rock your tunes for up to 10 hours on a single charge. Capacity: 26 (12-ounce) cans. 

Lexus Flask and Tumblers

Add some spiritā€”or spiritsā€”to the holidays with a Lexus High Camp Parkside Flask ($140). The stainless steel, vacuum-insulated container has a chic cypress-green finish and can hold the temperature of a full bottle of wine for up to 24 hours. Two tasteful tumblersā€”inspired by classic stemless wine glassesā€”fit on the top and bottom of the flask. 

Ferrari Baby Romper Outfit

For swaddling any newborns in the family, thereā€™s a festive Ferrari romper ($150). This outrĆ© outfitā€”made of 100% cottonā€”has the automakerā€™s famous Prancing Horse emblem on the front and comes with matching baby bib. Expect plenty of pitstops ahead!

Ferrari Plush Pump Shoes

For more prancing, though this time as an adult, Ferrari has a pair of patent-leather pump shoes ($1,291). Available in black, red, or cream, these preening pumps are designed with a square toe, red lining and natty-looking red pull at the heel. Made in Italy, naturalmente! 

How to up your sartorial game even more? Spirit of Ecstasy cufflinks ($900) from Rolls-Royce are crafted in 925 sterling silver, with choice of either a rhodium-plated or dark-ruthenium finish. And pricing is a bargain, considering the average MSRP of a brand-new Rolls today is $500,000. 

Kia Flashlight and Electric Lighter

For outdoor adventures, Kia has a waterproof, rechargeable LED flashlight with built-in electric lighter ($38). The compact flashlight is less than four inches long and come in three modes: full power, half power orā€”for all of us disco queensā€”pulsing strobe. And the tail of the flashlight opens up into a windproof lighter. Lanyard and micro-USB cord included. 

Cadillac Cabana Towel

Some automakers see everything in black and white ā€” literally. The Cadillac cabana towel ($37), with retro-groovy yarn-dyed stripes, is made of 100% microfiber polyester and measures 60×72 inches.

Cadillac Crew Socks

Cadillac also has a pair of sporty, fully knitted black-and-white crew socks ($59). Bonus: the classy cardboard presentation box. 

Ford Warriors in Pink Mug

The Warriors in Pink Mug ($20) from Ford is part of the automakerā€™s longtime initiative to help fight breast cancer. Both the Susan G. Komen and Pink Fund each receive 5% of the purchase price of the mug, as well as any other Warriors in Pink merchandise.

Maserati Aero Pen

Need some motivation to start writing holiday cards? Maserati has the Pininfarina Aero pen ($140), with a futuristic design that evokes the infinity symbol. Made of aerospace aluminum, this super cool pen comes with an attractive base in unrefined concrete, along with a customized box. 

Dodge Dodgeball

Let off some steam and release your inner Ben Stiller or Vince Vaughn with this aptly named Dodge ball ($17). Made of performance rubber and measuring 8.5-inches wide, this red dodgeball comes with the automakerā€™s logo emblazoned in white. 

Bentley Napkin Rings

Ringing in the New Year just got a lot more la-di-da with a pair of Bentley napkin rings ($97). The diamond-shaped knurling pattern echoes the elegant design on the grillwork, console and upholstery of glam Bentleys. The automakerā€™s emblem is laser-engraved on the underside of the napkin rings. Available in nickel-plated metal or gold-plated zinc alloy.

Continue Reading

Autos

Crazy cool coupes

Subaru BRZ, Mustang Ecoboost offer muscle-car moxie

Published

on

Ford Mustang EcoBoost

Iā€™ve written before about my first car: a used-but-pristine sports coupe, bought by mom for my 16th birthday. Recent test drives in two cool coupes brought back a flood of fond memories from those gawky teenage years. 

But while a two-door ride may not be the most practical vehicle for a decades-older me, itā€™s easy to appreciate the fast-and-furious allure. 

After all, buying a sports car is often associated with a midlife crisis. So who knows, there still may be roomā€”or vroom!ā€”for a sportster in my future. 

FORD MUSTANG ECOBOOST

$33,000 

MPG: 22 city/33 highway

0 to 60 mph: 5.6 seconds

Cargo space: 13.5 cubic feet

PROS: Muscle-car moxie. Surefire handling. Tech-laden cabin. 

CONS: Snug backseat. Pricey options. Intra-model competition.

IN A NUTSHELL: Introduced in 1964, Ford hoped to sell 100,000 Mustangs annually. But by tapping into the Boomer zeitgeist, almost 700,000 units were sold the first model year. Mustang is now the automakerā€™s longest running nameplate and the best-selling sports car in the world. 

This was the original ā€œpony car,ā€ with a high-test engine, long hood and affordable price tag. Luckily, the latest Mustang ā€” recently redesigned and in its seventh generation ā€” has stayed true to its roots. 

So, too, has the EcoBoost engine. Developed 15 years ago as a more enviro-friendly powerplant, these turbos often have been used on base models. The latest EcoBoosts ā€” there are more than half a dozen ā€” are 20% more fuel efficient and produce 15% fewer emissions than other Ford engines. And while the original could barely eke out 122 horsepower, todayā€™s four-cylinder EcoBoost in the Mustang delivers 315 horsepower. 

The only bummer: no manual transmission. For that, you need to dig deeper into your wallet ā€” much deeper. The Mustang GT, with a 486-horsepower V6, costs $50,000. And the boffo Dark Horse trim level, boasting a 500-horsepower V8, is $62,000. These MSRPs are without any options, which add up quickly.

But the Mustang EcoBoost still offers plenty of features: LED headlights, keyless entry, smartphone integration and Wi-Fi hotspot. Various driving aidsā€”blind-spot monitor, rear-parking sensors, lane-keeping assist, forward collision warning with automatic brakingā€”are all standard. 

The stodgy interior has been replaced with a mod, techno cabin with better upholstery and soft-touch surfaces. Various configurations of the digital instrument panel can be viewed at the whim of the driver. And the larger, 13.2-inch infotainment screen is user-friendly. 

Such upgrades remind me of the Mustang Mach-E. Though purists initially derided the use of the Mustang label on a four-door electric SUV, the Mach-E was the fourth best-selling EV last year. Similar in price and acceleration to a traditional gas-powered ā€˜Stang, the Mach-E is arguably just as fun. But add in the retro-cool factor, and thereā€™s no comparison.

SUBARU BRZ

$33,000 

MPG: 20 city/27 highway

0 to 60 mph: 6.6 seconds

Cargo space: 6.3 cubic feet

PROS: Sporty. Zippy. Fits anywhere.

CONS: Low ground clearance. Bouncy. Tiny trunk.

IN A NUTSHELL: The Subaru BRZ may not have the aura of a Ford Mustang, but this compact coupe still checks plenty of boxes. 

Porsche-like styling. Precision steering. Punchy power. Even pricing is a plus, with a top trim level less than $37,000. 

Despite Lilliputian dimensions ā€” the BRZ is a third smaller than a Mustang ā€” thereā€™s still more passenger room than in the rival Miata. As a tallish driver, I appreciated the unexpected amount of headroom and legroom in the front seats. 

But trunk space is another matter. With less than half the stowage space of a Mustang, donā€™t expect to haul more than a few grocery bags. And while you literally have to climb into certain jumbo SUVs and pickups, the opposite is true with the low-slung BRZ. These seats are so close to the chassis that it feels like sitting in a go-kart. Luckily, once I scooched myself down into the cabin, it didnā€™t take long to get used to the seating position. 

Three trim levels, all with rear-wheel drive, dual-zone climate control, push-button start and Subaruā€™s renowned EyeSight package: adaptive cruise control, automatic high-beam headlights, lane-departure warning and automatic emergency braking. Step up to the Limited version for larger wheels, heated seats, fancier upholstery, extra safety gear and a better sound system. The performance-oriented tS comes with sport-tuned suspension, premium Brembo brakes, dark gray metallic wheels and sporty interior stitching. 

Only one engine is available: a very capable 228-horsepower four cylinder. My test car also came with the six-speed manual transmission, which added more gusto. 

With such a short wheelbase, the ride is firm but controlled. And keeping weight down on the BRZ must have meant installing less insulation. After all, thereā€™s some noticeable road noise, especially on the freeway. But then, you also hear the constant purring and revving of the engine, which is music to the ears of sports-car aficionados. 

Subaru BRZ
Continue Reading

Autos

Hauling sass: beauty and the beast

Reviewing Jeep Wrangler Rubicon 392 and Mercedes E-Class Wagon

Published

on

Jeep Wrangler Rubicon 392

Ritzy versus rugged: you choose.

Like forlorn lovers, two iconic vehicles showcase the strengthsā€”and weaknessesā€”of growing up on different sides of the track.

The revered Jeep Wrangler, first introduced in 1986, traces its roots to the rugged Jeeps of World War II. Believe it or not, one Jeepā€”dubbed ā€œOld Faithfulā€ā€”was actually awarded a Purple Heart after surviving the Guadalcanal beach landing. 

Then thereā€™s the refined Mercedes E-Class wagon, a high-society hauler. The German automaker debuted its first modern station wagon in 1977 but can boast lineage dating back to Karl Benzā€™s first patented car in 1886. Ritzy doesnā€™t begin to describe todayā€™s sensuous ride.

So, beauty or the beast? Trust me, itā€™s not an easy choice.  

JEEP WRANGLER RUBICON 392 FINAL EDITION

$102,000

MPG: 13 city/16 highway

0-to-60 mph: 4.2 seconds

Cargo capacity: 72 cu. ft. 

PROS: Kick-ass power. Butch cred. Collectorā€™s edition. 

CONS: High ground clearance. High price. Highly impractical.

IN A NUTSHELL: Wranglers are known for their all-terrain prowess, but the rough-and-tumble Rubicon trim is the most off-road-capable Jeep ever produced. This Wrangler arrived in 2003, the year Angelina Jolie drove a Rubicon in her second Lara Croft action flick, which led to a special-edition ā€œTomb Raiderā€ model. Jeeps also played a role in ā€œMASH,ā€ ā€œCluelessā€ and ā€œJurassic Park,ā€ as well as ā€œGilmore Girls,ā€ ā€œBand of Brothersā€ and ā€œDukes of Hazzardā€ (cue Daisy Dukeā€™s beloved ā€œDixieā€).

But now you can star in your own life with the most wicked Jeep of all: the Wrangler Rubicon 392 Final Edition. The renowned Hemi V8 engineā€”the heart of muscle cars like the Dodge Charger and Challengerā€”is being phased out, and the Hemi-powered Rubicon is next on the chopping block. But instead of sunsetting later this year, the in-your-face Final Edition has proved so popular that its exit has been extended through 2025. 

 Itā€™s easy to see why: Press the ignition button and a thunderous roar from the dual-mode exhaust system is enough to wake the dead. With 470 horsepower, this beast screeches from 0 to 60 mph in just 4.2 seconds. 

Bronze 17-inch wheels are paired with thick 35-inch tires, boosting ground clearance to 13.3 inches. Thatā€™s more than twice as high as most SUVs, which means climbingā€”and I do mean climbingā€”in and out of this vehicle can be a challenge. It was a source of pride to finally step up into this Jeep without looking like a complete klutz. 

 Inside the no-nonsense cabin are 12-way power seats with gold stitching and an exclusive medallion on the shifter. A commemorative plaque is on the Mopar swing gate, which has a built-in table for roadside picnics. Thereā€™s also an 83-piece toolkit. And if you deflate the tires for heavy-duty off-roading, an optional on-board air compressor will inflate the tires back up again. 

But my fave feature is the automatic retracting roof, which is just as classyā€”but much quicker to operateā€”than fancy-schmancy tops on most high-end convertibles.  

MERCEDES E-CLASS STATION WAGON

$76,000

MPG: 22 city/31 highway

0-to-60 mph: 4.6 seconds

Cargo capacity: 64 cu. ft.

PROS: Sleek styling. Cushy cabin. Heavenly handling.

CONS: Lotsa SUV competitors. Irritating infotainment system.

IN A NUTSHELL: The Jeep Wrangler may be all brawn, but the Mercedes E-Class station wagon is a complete brainiac. Think ā€œnerd chic,ā€ with loads of high-tech wizardry hidden beneath shapely sheet-metal. 

Promoted as an all-terrain vehicle, with air suspension to raise and lower the chassis, this wagon deftly wends its way over rutted backroads or rolling meadows. And the 360-degree surround-view system includes a ā€œtransparentā€ view, which relays images from various camera angles to the dashboard monitor so that you can see what youā€™re driving over in real time. 

But the elegant E-Class is finest on city streets. A long wheelbaseā€”over 16 feetā€”ensures smooth sailing in what is truly a land yacht, with plenty of legroom and rear cargo space. And the 375-horsepower V6 turbo is no slouch, proving to be almost as fast as the Hemi-infused Wrangler. The Mercedes engine positively purred during normal driving but growled when I stomped on the gas. 

An exquisite cabin showcases the latest electronics, including a 12.3-inch gauge cluster, 14.4-inch infotainment touchscreen and optional 12.3-inch front-passenger display. The 21-speaker Burmester stereo is mic-dropping amazing, putting concert-hall acoustics to shame. And this wagon can become a 5G wireless hotspot, which really boosts connectivity. 

My only beef: The less-than-intuitive entertainment system, which left me struggling as I repeatedly swiped back and forth to try and land on my preferred Sirius stations. In the end, it was easier to use the very capable voice-activation system instead.

Overall, both the Mercedes wagon and Jeep Wrangler Rubicon 392 boast plenty of power and panache. They just haul your ass in very different ways. 

Mercedes E-Class Station Wagon
Continue Reading
Advertisement
Advertisement

Sign Up for Weekly E-Blast

Follow Us @washblade

Advertisement

Popular