Arts & Entertainment
‘Rocky Horror’ remake is pale and pointless imitation
Despite strong Laverne Cox performance, too many commercials sap made-for-TV production
With its endless commercial breaks, the broadcast of Fox TVās āThe Rocky Horror Picture Show: Letās Do the Time Warp Againā was doomed to failure. The televised film can never gain any momentum and lots of great material had to be cut or sanitized to cram the musical highlights into a two-hour prime time network television slot.
Actually, with perpetual pop-up ads for the soundtrack running during the movie (on sale today!), the commercials never really stopped.
Although the streaming experience may not be much more pleasant, there are some moments to enjoy. With an able assist from the Transylvanians, Ryan McCartan as Brad and Victoria Justice as Janet bring an earnest unforced innocence and good comic timing to āDammit, Janet.āĀ The choreography is light and inventive, and staging the number in a cemetery with a tombstone for Mary Shelley is a clever touch.
On the wild side, Laverne Cox (Dr. Frank-N-Furter) finally captures the mad scientistās dangerous and delightful sense of menace during āPlanet Schmanet Janet.ā The movie briefly sparks to life as Cox strides through the mansion in her sexy new costume. Frank is suddenly in command, whipping the servants and humans into shape and releasing the powerful Medusa Transducer.
With powerful vocals and an elegant staging, Cox also delivers a fine rendition of the ballad āIām Going Home.ā The number pops when the camera pulls back from a close-up of Cox to reveal the wildly cheering onscreen audience. Although theyāre separated by time and space, Cox basks in their applause. Itās a glimpse of magic.
But, aside from a few moments like these, Fox TVās āThe Rocky Horror Picture Show: Letās Do the Time Warp Againā never captures the subversive magic or manic energy of the original stage musical or the unforgettable 1975 movie. Itās a remake without a cause, a pale imitation hampered by an awkward framing device, bad production choices and some terrible acting.
Director Kenny Ortega and Costume Designer William Ivey Long seem paralyzed by the material. In a botched attempt to capture the feel of a midnight screening, Ortega frames the movie with an onscreen audience, a poorly-conceived and unevenly executed idea. The choreography is sloppy and the bizarre design theme seems to be āanything but the original.ā
Working with a director who could capitalize on her extraordinary talents and experiences, Laverne Cox could be a revelatory Frank. Here, her performance never recovers from the hideous headdress that literally masks her big entrance. The casting of veterans Tim Curry (the Criminologist) and Ben Vereen (Dr. Scott) never really works (although Jayne Eastwood is captivating as the Criminologistās Butler) and most of the younger performers seem to fade away into the background. Reeve Carneyās Riff Raff is especially odd, a lifeless impersonation of Richard OāBrien (the man who wrote the show and played Riff Raff in the original stage and screen productions).
The original movie of āThe Rocky Horror Picture Showā is both a camp classic and a cornerstone of modern queer culture. Itās offered generations of misfits a vision of a fabulous alternative space where they could find community and validation. Hopefully. āTRHPS:LDTTWAā wonāt spoil that experience for future generations.
Star of “Pose” Dominique Jackson was the special guest at the vogue party “Kunty” on Saturday, Oct. 5 at Bunker.Ā DJ Mascari provided the music.
(Washington Blade photos by Michael Key)
Theater
āActing their asses offā in āException to the Ruleā
Studio production takes place during after-school detention
āException to the Ruleā
Through Sunday, October 27
Studio Theatre
1501 14th St. NW, Washington, D.C.
$40-$95
Studiotheatre.org
After-school detention is a bore, but itās especially tiresome on the last day of classes before a holiday.
In Dave Harrisās provocative new play āException to the Ruleā (now at Studio Theatre) thatās just the case.
Itās Friday, and the usual suspects are reporting to room 111 for detention before enjoying the long MLK weekend. First on the scene are blaring ābad girlā Mikayla (Khalia Muhammad) and nerdy stoner Tommy (Stephen Taylor Jr.), followed by mercurial player Dayrin (Jacques Jean-Mary), kind Dasani (Shana Lee Hill), and unreadable Abdul (Khouri St.Surin).
The familiar is jaw-droppingly altered by the entrance of āCollege Bound Erikaā (Sabrina Lynne Sawyer), a detention first timer whose bookworm presence elicits jokes from the others: What happened? You fail a test?
Dasani (whoās teased for being named for designer water) dubs Erika āSweet Peaā and welcomes her to the rule-breaking fold. Together the regulars explain how detention works: The moderator, Mr. Bernie, shows up, signs their slips, and then they go. But today the teacher is tardy.
As they wait, the kids pass the time laughing, trash talking, flirting, and yelling. When not bouncing around the classroom, Dayrin is grooming his hair, while Dasani endlessly reapplies blush and lip gloss. At one point two boys almost come to blows, nearly repeating the cafeteria brawl that landed them in detention in the first place.
Itās loud. Itās confrontational. And itās funny.
Erika is naively perplexed: āI thought detention was quiet. A place where everyone remembers the mistakes that got them here and then learns how to not make the same mistakes again.ā
For room 111, the only connection to the outside world is an increasingly glitchy and creepy intercom system. Announcements (bus passes, the schoolās dismal ranking, the impending weekend lockdown, etc.) are spoken by the unseen but unmistakably stentorian-voiced Craig Wallace.
Dave Harris first conceived āException to the Ruleā in 2014 during his junior year at Yale University. In the program notes, the Black playwright describes āException to the Ruleā as āa single set / six actors on a stage, just acting their asses off.ā Itās true, and they do it well.
Miranda Haymon is reprising their role as director (they finely helmed the playās 2022 off-Broadway debut at Roundabout Theatre Company in New York). Haymon orchestrates a natural feel to movement in the classroom, and without entirely stilling the action on stage (makeup applying, scribbling, etc.), the out director gives each member of the terrific cast their revelatory moment. In a busy room, we learn that Tommyās goofiness belies trauma, that Mikayla is admirably resourceful, and most startling, why Erika, the schoolās top student, is in detention.
Mr. Bernie is clearly a no-show. And despite his absence, the regulars are bizarrely loath to leave the confines of 111 for fear of catching yet another detention. Of course, itās emblematic of something bigger. Still, things happen within the room.
While initially treated as a sort of mascot, awkwardly quiet Erika becomes rather direct in her questions and observations. Suddenly, sheās rather stiffly doling out unsolicited advice.
Itās as if an entirely new person has been thrown into the mix.
Not all of her guidance goes unheeded. Take fighting for instance. At Erikaās suggestion, St.Surinās Abdul refrains from kicking Dayrinās ass. (Just feet from the audience gathered for a recent matinee in Studioās intimate Mead Theatre, Abdulās frustration resulting from anger while yearning for a world of principled order is palpable as evidenced when a single tear rolled down the actorās right cheek)
Set designer Tony Cisek renders a no-frills classroom with cinder block walls, a high and horizontal row of frosted fixed windows that become eerily prison like when overhead fluorescent lighting is threateningly dimmed.
Still, no matter how dark, beyond the classroom door, a light remains aglow, encouraging the kids to ponder an exit plan.
The Washington Commanders are proud to welcome the LGBTQ community for the fourth annual āPride Night Out!ā on Sunday, Oct. 6 at 1 p.m. at Northwest Stadium in Landover, Md.
This will be a matchup against the Cleveland Browns. The Pregame Pride Party Pass and Club level game ticket includes premier party location and club level ticket all-you-can-eat buffet, beer and wine, an exclusive Commanders Pride T-shirt, pregame entertainment and a postgame photo on the field.
More ticket options are available and $5 of every ticket goes back to Team DC. For more information visit the Commandersā website.Ā