February 14, 2020 at 2:15 pm EST | by Bill Malcolm
Northwest charm meets outdoor wonderland in Portland
Portland, gay news, Washington Blade
Multnomah Falls hear Portland. (Photo by Bill Malcolm)

Portland, Ore., makes for a perfect vacation that combines the stunning beauty of the Pacific Northwest with great food and libations and a vibrant, hip scene where LGBTQ life is integrated into the mainstream (albeit offbeat) culture.

Getting there

I took a one stop on Southwest out to Portland. I like Southwest because you don’t pay extra for anything — bag checking is free, there is no ticket change fee and the fares are competitive (especially without the add ons). My other favorite airline, Alaska, also has plenty of flights to the Rose City.

Once at the airport, hop on the TriMet MAX light rail to downtown or environs. The fare is just $2.50. It is good for all MAX trains, TriMet buses and the Portland Streetcar. Plan your trip at trimet.org.

Portland is very walkable. The blocks are short and everything is close together. You won’t need a rental car and of course it has a bike-sharing system as well as scooters. If you do rent a car, don’t planning on pumping your own gas. It’s against the law. Instead, the gas stations do it for you. 

Where to stay 

Portland downtown hotels frequently tack on a resort or “amenity fee” of around $30 a night to their already high rates. Stay at the Park Lane Suites and Inn instead and skip the fee and pay a lower rate. You get your own apartment and can enjoy the Goose Hollow-Nob Hill-Alphabet District neighborhood. It’s a short walk to the downtown attractions, Washington Park (and the Rose Test Gardens), and the boutique shopping and restaurants on both NW 23rd. and NW 21st Avenue. Pick up a to go meal at the nearby Zaputo’s Grocery Store. Details at parklanesuite.com.  

What to do

A visit to Washington Park and the Rose Test Gardens just west of downtown is a must. The views of Mt. Hood are stunning and on a clear day you might catch a glimpse of Mt. St. Helens. 

A visit to the Columbia River Gorge National Scenic Area (and Multnomah Falls) is another must. Catch the Gorge Express Shuttle (columbiagorgeexpress.com) from the Gateway Transit Center (on the Max light rail line) to Multnomah Falls. The short hike to the top of the falls is worth it. You can also catch the shuttle to the Rooster Rock State Park, one of the few state parks with its own clothing-optional beach. 

Finally, the Shuttle continues onto Hood River for more views of the Gorge. You can catch the wind surfers in Hood River. If you have a car, return along the Washington State side by taking the Bridge of the Gods at Cascade Locks. You may want to explore Mt. Adams (the second highest volcano in the region) by taking the Hood River Bridge over to Washington. 

Another option if you have a car is the notorious Fruit Loop. Head north from Hood River past fruit orchards, wineries and breweries. Details at hoodriverfruitloop.com.

Meet the locals for a run or walk in the Frontrunners Club. Members meet Saturdays at 9 a.m. at the Vera Katz Esplanade Riverwalk on the Willamette River. If you’re lucky, Poison Waters (aka Kevin Cook) may drop by for the warm up. They also meet Tuesday evenings. The Adventuring Group also has lots of hikes to the nearby (and far away) attractions).

A walk along the Park Blocks south of downtown towards Portland State University is very pleasant. A visit to the huge Powell’s Book is also a must. Just across Burnside Avenue from downtown, it’s located in the Pearl District (formerly the Northwest Industrial District).

The Saturday farmers market is also fun and from there you can walk along the Tom McCall waterfront park for miles. 

Nightlife

No trip to the Rose City is complete without seeing Darcelle XV’s drag show at the Darcelle XV Showplace (208 N.W. 3rd). Darcelle (aka Walter Cole) at 88 is the oldest performing drag queen in the world and has been doing the shows for 47 years. A movie about her life comes out in September and Oregon Public Broadcasting did a documentary show on her called “That’s no lady — that’s Darcelle.” Warning — the Rhinestone Cowboy scene is not for the faint of heart. Tickets by calling 503-222-5338. 

Next door is CC Slaughters and Rainbow Lounge (219 N.W. Davis) which is a lot of fun. 

Scandals Bar at 1125 S.W. Harvey Milk (aka S.W. Stark Avenue) is the only bar left on what was once Vaseline Alley (the gayborhood). It has a great outdoor patio. It’s across the street from my favorite restaurant, Jake’s (try the salmon) and one of my favorite hotels, The Mark Spencer. Gentrification of gayborhoods across the country have taken its toll and Portland is no exception. The notorious Majestic Steam Baths is now the Crystal Hotel. Portland still has two for now, Steam and Hawk’s.

Other fun bars are Silverado at 610 N.W. Couch and Stag’s at 317 N.W. Broadway both have dancers. 

See portlandmercury.com for its LGBTQ bar review in the June 6-19 edition and a complete listing of all bars and clubs. 

More info

Portland has a huge homeless population who literally camp everywhere downtown and along the 1-205 Freeway. It’s even worse than San Francisco.

Also, the downtown hotel rates are quite high and come with surprise resort fees to boot. Staying on the east side near the convention center is a bit cheaper. The airport hotels are also cheaper but away from the nightlife. 

Bring an empty suitcase and replenish your wardrobe. Oregon has no sales tax (except on rental cars and hotels). 

For more information and travel ideas, pick up a copy of The Willamette Week or The Mercury. The two alternative weeklies cover the city including LGBTQ activities.

Portland is a more charming and down to earth version of Seattle with a better climate including in the summer (as it actually gets one). The weather stays dry through the middle or end of September and the best hiking in the nearby mountains is during this time. The people are friendly and it is definitely worth a vacation visit. If you have time, you can catch Amtrak up to Seattle or even Vancouver, B.C.

I love the Northwest. With the volcanos, nearby ocean and year round greenery, it’s also is one of the few places that still has a regional feel. You will want to come back.

Bill Malcolm is a former resident of Portland, Ore. He now lives in Indianapolis where he writes the nation’s only LGBTQ+ value travel column as a hobby. It is a syndicated publication appearing in publications in Florida, Palm Springs, Chicago and other cities. 

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