Arts & Entertainment
Best of Gay D.C. 2013: Community
Shopping, churches, hotels, art galleries and more — your favorites are here.

Foundry United Methodist Church (Washington Blade photo by Michael Key)
Best house of worship:
Foundry United Methodist Church
1500 16th St., N.W.
202-332-4010
Runner-up: Bet Mishpachah

Miss Pixie’s (Washington Blade photo by Michael Key)
Best home furnishings:
Miss Pixie’s Furnishings and Whatnot
1629 14th St., N.W.
202-232-8171
Runner-up: Room & Board
Best property management:
Coldwell Banker Mid-Atlantic
6031 University Blvd. Suite 140
Ellicott City, MD
Runner-up: Bozzuto Group
Best hotel:
The W
515 15th St., N.W.
202-661-2400
Runner-up: Carlyle Suites Hotel

Corcoran Gallery of Art (Photo by Kmf164; courtesy Wikimedia Commons)
Best art gallery:
Corcoran Gallery of Art
500 17th St., N.W.
202-639-1700
Runner-up: The Phillips Collection

Whitman-Walker Health (Washington Blade photo by Michael Key)
Best non-profit:
Whitman-Walker Health
1701 14th St., N.W.
202-745-7000
Runner-up: SMYAL

Logan 14 Aveda (Washington Blade photo by Michael Key)
Best salon/spa:
Logan 14 Salon Spa — Aveda Hair & Body
1314 14th St., N.W.
202-506-6868
Runner-up: Aura Spa/Bang Salon

Universal Gear (Washington Blade photo by Michael Key)
Best men’s clothing:
Universal Gear
1529 14th St., N.W.
202-319-0136
Runner-up: H&M
Best women’s clothing:
Proud Threads
Runner-up: Buffalo Exchange

VIDA Fitness (Washington Blade photo by Michael Key)
Best gym:
Vida Fitness
Multiple locations
Runner-up: Results

Kennedy Center (Photo by Steve; courtesy Wikimedia Commons)
Best theater:
Kennedy Center
2700 F St., N.W.
202-416-8000
Runner-up: Studio Theatre

Rocky Horror (Photo by Igor Dmitri; courtesy of Studio Theatre)
Best theater production:
“Rocky Horror” at Studio Theatre
Runner-up: “Book of Mormon” at Kennedy Center

Stonewall Kickball’s 21 Amendments (Washington Blade photo by Michael Key)
Best LGBT sports team:
Stonewall Kickball’s 21st Amendments
Runner-up: D.C. Front Runners

Flowers on Fourteenth (Washington Blade photo by Michael Key)
Best LGBT-owned business:
Flowers on 14th
1718a 14th St., N.W.
Runner-up: Grassroots Gourmet
Best comedy club:
D.C. Improv Comedy Club
1140 Connecticut Ave., N.W.
202-296-7008
Runner-up: Washington Improv Theater

Dos Locos (Photo courtesy of Dos Locos)
Best Rehoboth business:
Dos Locos
208 Rehoboth Ave.
Rehoboth Beach, Del.
302-227-3353
Runner-up: Blue Moon
Best LGBT social group:
Burgundy Crescent Volunteers
Runner-up: Nice Jewish Boys
Theater
José Zayas brings ‘The House of Bernarda Alba’ to GALA Hispanic Theatre
Gay Spanish playwright Federico García Lorca wrote masterpiece before 1936 execution
‘The House of Bernarda Alba’
Through March 1
GALA Hispanic Theatre
3333 14th St., N.W.
$27-$52
Galatheatre.org
In Federico García Lorca’s “The House of Bernarda Alba,” now at GALA Hispanic Theatre in Columbia Heights, an impossibly oppressive domestic situation serves, in short, as an allegory for the repressive, patriarchal, and fascist atmosphere of 1930s Spain
The gay playwright completed his final and arguably best work in 1936, just months before he was executed by a right-wing firing squad. “Bernarda Alba” is set in the same year, sometime during a hot summer in rural Andalusia, the heart of “España profunda” (the deep Spain), where traditions are deeply rooted and mores seldom challenged.
At Bernarda’s house, the atmosphere, already stifling, is about to get worse.
On the day of her second husband’s funeral, Bernarda Alba (superbly played by Luz Nicolás), a sixtyish woman accustomed to calling the shots, gathers her five unmarried daughters (ages ranging from 20 to 39) and matter-of-factly explain what’s to happen next.
She says, “Through the eight years of mourning not a breeze shall enter this house. Consider the doors and windows as sealed with bricks. That’s how it was in my father’s house and my grandfather’s. Meanwhile, you can embroider your trousseaux.”
It’s not an altogether sunny plan. While Angustias (María del Mar Rodríguez), Bernarda’s daughter from her first marriage and heiress to a fortune, is betrothed to a much younger catch, Pepe el Romano, who never appears on stage, the remaining four stand little chance of finding suitable matches. Not only are they dowry-less, but no men, eligible or otherwise, are admitted into their mother’s house.
Lorca is a literary hero known for his mastery of both lyrical poetry and visceral drama; still, “Bernarda Alba’s” plotline might suit a telenovela. Despotic mother heads a house of adult daughters. Said daughters are churning with passions and jealousies. When sneaky Martirio (Giselle Gonzáles) steals the photo of Angustias’s fiancé all heck kicks off. Lots of infighting and high drama ensue. There’s even a batty grandmother (Alicia Kaplan) in the wings for bleak comic relief.
At GALA, the modern classic is lovingly staged by José Zayas. The New York-based out director has assembled a committed cast and creative team who’ve manifested an extraordinarily timely 90-minute production performed in Spanish with English subtitles easily ready seen on multiple screens.
In Lorca’s stage directions, he describes the set as an inner room in Bernarda’s house; it’s bright white with thick walls. At GALA, scenic designer Grisele Gonzáles continues the one-color theme with bright red walls and floor and closed doors. There are no props.
In the airless room, women sit on straight back chairs sewing. They think of men, still. Two are fixated on their oldest siter’s hunky betrothed. Only Magdelena (Anna Malavé), the one sister who truly mourns their dead father, has given up on marriage entirely.
The severity of the place is alleviated by men’s distant voices, Koki Lortkipanidze’s original music, movement (stir crazy sisters scratching walls), and even a precisely executed beatdown choreographed by Lorraine Ressegger-Slone.
In a short yet telling scene, Bernarda’s youngest daughter Adela (María Coral) proves she will serve as the rebellion to Bernarda’s dictatorship. Reluctant to mourn, Adela admires her reflection. She has traded her black togs for a seafoam green party dress. It’s a dreamily lit moment (compliments of lighting designer Hailey Laroe.)
But there’s no mistaking who’s in charge. Dressed in unflattering widow weeds, her face locked in a disapproving sneer, Bernarda rules with an iron fist; and despite ramrod posture, she uses a cane (though mostly as a weapon during one of her frequent rages.)
Bernarda’s countenance softens only when sharing a bit of gossip with Poncia, her longtime servant convincingly played by Evelyn Rosario Vega.
Nicolás has appeared in “Bernarda Alba” before, first as daughter Martirio in Madrid, and recently as the mother in an English language production at Carnegie Melon University in Pittsburgh. And now in D.C. where her Bernarda is dictatorial, prone to violence, and scarily pro-patriarchy.
Words and phrases echo throughout Lorca’s play, all likely to signal a tightening oppression: “mourning,” “my house,” “honor,” and finally “silence.”
As a queer artist sympathetic to left wing causes, Lorca knew of what he wrote. He understood the provinces, the dangers of tyranny, and the dimming of democracy. Early in Spain’s Civil War, Lorca was dragged to the the woods and murdered by Franco’s thugs. Presumably buried in a mass grave, his remains have never been found.
Cupid’s Undie Run, an annual fundraiser for neurofibromatosis (NF) research, was held at Union Stage and at The Wharf DC on Saturday, Feb. 21.
(Washington Blade photos by Michael Key)













Sweat DC is officially expanding to Shaw, opening a new location at 1818 7th St., N.W., on Saturday, March 28 — and they’re kicking things off with a high-energy, community-first launch event.
To celebrate, Sweat DC is hosting Sweat Fest, a free community workout and social on Saturday, March 14, at 10 a.m. at the historic Howard Theatre. The event features a group fitness class, live DJ, local food and wellness partners, and a mission-driven partnership with the Open Goal Project, which works to expand access to youth soccer for players from marginalized communities.
For more details, visit Sweat DC’s website and reserve a spot on Eventbrite.
