Arts & Entertainment
Best of Gay D.C. 2013: People
Our favorite singers, drag performers, actors, bartenders and more


Wicked Jezabel (Washington Blade photo by Michael Key)
Best singer or band:
Wicked Jezabel
Runner-up: Tom Goss

Eric Fanning (Washington Blade photo by Michael Key)
Best bureaucrat:
Eric Fanning
Runner-up: Nancy Sutley
As acting secretary of the Air Force, Eric Fanning personifies the service motto ofĀ “Aim High … Fly-Fight-Win.”
He’s the highest-ranking openly gay civilian official in the U.S. military,Ā overseeingĀ procurement and operations for aĀ $140 billionĀ department at the Air Force. Fanning wins the 2013 award for Best LGBT Bureaucrat or Federal Worker and is the first-ever winner from the Washington Blade in this new category.
Fanning, 45, has had a long political career in D.C.Ā After his initial work on Capitol Hill, Fanning worked during the Clinton administration at the Pentagon and the White House.Ā Once President Obama assumed office, Fanning went to work within the Department of the Navy and continued in that role until he was nominated as Air Force under secretary.
Although the Senate confirmed Fanning for the lesser role as under secretary for the Air Force, Fanning became acting secretary when Michael Donley retired. Since that time, he was among the speakers at an LGBT Pride celebration at the Pentagon in June.
In an interview with the Washington Blade, Fanning said he left the Pentagon after “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” was implemented in the 1990s and didn’t want to come back until a president was elected who would end it.
āIt was very difficult when we were getting to the end of the first two years and it wasnāt clear if we were going to be able to repeal āDonāt Ask, Donāt Tell,'” Fanning said. “I didnāt know what I was going to do if we didnāt get the repeal through because some people couldnāt work because they were openly gay or lesbian.ā (CJ)

Del. Eleanor Holmes Norton (D-D.C.) (Washington Blade photo by Michael Key)
Local heroine:
Eleanor Holmes Norton, D.C.ās long-serving congressional delegate and a longtime proponent of LGBT equality.
Runner-up: Katy Ray

David Perruzza (Washington Blade photo by Michael Key)
Local hero:
Dave Perruzza
Runner-up: Freddie Lutz (Freddieās Beach Bar)
Dave Perruzza, perhaps best known as manager of JR.ās, also devotes much time to organizing the annual 17th Street High Heel Race. The 27th annual race is scheduled for Oct. 29. After serving in the U.S. Navy, Perruzza began working at the well-known Dupont Circle gay bar in 1996, handling coat check. He soon worked his way up to the top spot at the 17th Street, N.W., bar known for its friendly environment and popular theme nights. Readers from near and far appreciate that Perruzza strives to make everyone feel welcome and at home, whether youāre a local headed to happy hour after a long day on the Hill or a tourist looking for a friendly face.

Xavier Bottoms (Washington Blade photo by Michael Key)
Best drag king:
Xavier Bottoms
Runner-up: Sebastian Katz

Mark Rutstein (Washington Blade photo by Michael Key)
Best Realtor:
Mark Rutstein
Runner-up: Ray Gernhart
Mark Rutstein is a repeat winner in this category. He works both as manager of Cobalt and as a Realtor for Coldwell Banker on 17th Street.

DJ Wess (Washington Blade photo by Michael Key)
Best DJ:
DJ Wess
Runner-up: Chord Bezerra

Heidi GlĆ¼m (Washington Blade photo by Michael Key)
Best drag queen:
Heidi Glum
Runner-up: BaāNaka
For Heidi Glum (aka Miles DeNiro), drag was a ticket out of a miserable job.
āI was a shampoo person at a salon,ā she says. āIt was a terrible job. I was essentially a maid. So I quit and all I do now is drag. Iāve been busting my ass to make it a career.ā
Glum (pronounced āgloomā) started drag about five years ago in New York where she says she was a long-time āclub kid.ā Back in D.C. the past two years, Glum has several monthly gigs ā a drag bingo at Mellow Mushroom, Gay Bash, WTF and Crack and āa lot of stuff in New York too.ā
At times itās been rough going. Glum was attacked by two patrons at Manny & Olgaās, a pizzeria on 14th Street in June after a Black Cat performance. Glum was beaten and called ātrannyā and āfaggotā in an incident captured on video.
She says her philosophy of great drag means infusing feeling in the work.
āYou can tell when someone is really feeling it,ā she says. āIt comes up from somewhere inside you. You either have it or you donāt, this sort of spark. You can tell some of them are just dressed up for the hell of it.ā (JD)

Ed Bailey (Washington Blade photo by Michael Key)
Best businessperson:
Ed Bailey (Town Danceboutique)
Runner-up: Karen Diehl

Eddie Weingart (Washington Blade photo by Michael Key)
Best massage:
Eddie Weingart
Deep Knead Massage Therapy and Body Work
Runner-up: The Legendary Dave
For Eddie Weingart, āmaking people feel whole is the number one thing,ā in his massage work.
Having survived a serious car accident in 2001, he knows first-hand about pain management. He says his work, which incorporates both ancient and modern techniques, is tailored to ābring a wellness of body, mind and spirit.ā
Weingart is gay and is based in Silver Spring, though he has many clients in D.C. He guesses about 95 percent of his clients are LGBT. Heās been in the area three years and averages 50-60 massages per week. (JD)

Denis Largeron (Photo by Denis Largeron)
Best visual artist:
Denis Largeron
Runner-up Lisa Marie Thalhammer
Digital photographer Denis Largeron has been shooting part-time professionally for about three years. By day, he works at World Bank.
He focuses on commercial work and does weddings, portraits, what he calls āboudoirā photo and various gay events.
āI think last year I shot about every gay circuit party there was on the East Coast,ā he says. āMost of the time, itās promoters who hire me to shoot their events but I also shoot for some magazines as well.ā
Largeron is gay and came to the U.S. about six years ago to be with a then-boyfriend.
āFor me, itās all about having a client and meeting their specific need,ā he says. āEvery client has a different expectation and thatās what I like about it. You have to adjust.ā (JD)

Bethany Carter Howlett (Washington Blade photo by Michael Key)
Best personal trainer:
Bethany Carter Howlett
Runner-up: Drew McNeil
Finding the motivation to maintain a healthy lifestyle can be difficult. Bethany Carter Howlett makes it easier with her fitness expertise.
Howlett is a professional fitness athlete, formerly a body builder and registered dietician. She holds multiple certifications and trains anyone from children to professional athletes. She also owns four gyms in Virginia.
āI feel being a trainer who practices what she preaches by competing, training and living the healthy lifestyle of a professional athlete allows for a strong advantage in my favor among other personal trainers in the area,ā Howlett says.
Her training programs are diverse from one-on-one sessions to group classes. Howlett can train people in person or even online. Her diet plans are specially made to suit the needs of the individual from their genetic lineage to their health history.
A Virginia native, Howlett began gymnastics at age 3. As an undergraduate at the University of Virginia, where she received her bachelorās degree in molecular biology, she was a cheerleader.
Howlett is married to Jason Rowley and they are expecting their first child. Howlett has continued training clients and working out throughout her pregnancy. She hopes to be back in the gym two weeks after she gives birth. (MC)

Bruce DePuyt (Washington Blade photo by Michael Key)
Best TV personality:
Bruce DePuyt WJLA, News Channel 8
Runner-up: Chuck Bell, NBC4
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āNews Talk with Bruce DePuytā on News Channel 8 remains among the metropolitan areaās most influential local news programs.
D.C. Mayor Vincent Gray, D.C. Del. Eleanor Holmes Norton, Virginia Attorney General Ken Cuccinelli, D.C. Police Chief Cathy Lanier, Maryland state Del. Heather Mizeur (D-Montgomery County) and other politicians and officials frequently discuss the important issues of the day. LGBT-specific topics that include the implementation of the U.S. Supreme Court decision that found a portion of the Defense of Marriage Act unconstitutional, efforts to repeal Virginiaās gay nuptials ban and Russiaās LGBT rights record are also a regular part of the weekday talk showās line-up.
āIāve been a loyal reader of the Washington Blade for 30 years, so this is a very special honor,ā DePuyt said upon learning he had won.
DePuyt has been with News Channel 8 since 1993.
He covered Maryland politics extensively until he became the host of āNews Talkā in 2002.
āI also want to acknowledge my employer of the last 20 years, WJLA/NewsChannel 8 for always being in my corner,ā DePuyt said.
DePuyt was a reporter and anchor at WVIR in Charlottesville, Va., before he arrived at News Channel 8. He also produced an award-winning weekly talk show, ā21 This Weekā on āCable News 21ā in Montgomery County, Md.
āNews Talkā airs on News Channel 8 weekdays live at 10 a.m. (ML)

Logan Sutherland (Washington Blade photo by Michael Key)
Best actor:
Logan Sutherland
Runner-up: Will Gartshore
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At just 22, Logan Sutherland is at the beginning of his acting career and heās already winning awards. āThis is an incredible surprise,ā he says. āI didnāt even promote myself. Iāve been way too busy!ā
After graduating from American Universityās musical theater program in the spring, Sutherland began landing acting gigs straight away beginning with multiple roles in the Source Festival at Source Theatre in June. Shortly after, he drew praise for his showy turn in this summerās Fringe Festival favorite āOne Night in New York.ā
āIt was like Disney had made a big gay musical about a guy coming to New York looking for love,ā he says. āI played Andy, one of the bitchy people that he met in Chelsea. He was like the Regina George [from āMean Girlsā] ā a real bitch.ā
A genuine triple threat, Sutherland has been performing since he was a kid in small town Schwenksville, Pa. Currently the out actor is understudying for āLulu and the Brontosaurusā at Imagination Stage in Bethesda. Later this season he will appear in Woolly Mammothās āThe Summoning of Everyman,ā a morality play that now reads as satire.
When not acting, Sutherland works as a server at Founding Farmers three blocks from the White House.Ā Heās considering film work, which may involve a move to New York or California in the future. But for now, the Dupont Circle resident says heās learning a lot and happy to be a part of the D.C. theater scene. (PF)
Best actress:
Jessica Thorne
Runner-up: Holly Twyford
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Jessica Thorne is a fresh and definitely welcomed face on the local theater scene. The self-described straight LGBT ally initially left her native Georgia for D.C. to attend Catholic Universityās musical theater program. After graduating in 2011, she immediately began performing with Synetic Theatre Company, the never boring movement-based troupe based in Crystal City.
āIām incredibly grateful to Synetic. They changed me as an artist,ā says Thorne who remains a member of the company. āAs an actor it makes you incredibly comfortable with your body and who you are in space and time. It was a great experience and very singular to the company.ā
Last season, Thorne was an ensemble member in director Ethan McSweeneyās gorgeous production of āA Midsummer Nightās Dreamā at the Shakespeare Theater Company. And more recently she shone as wholesome Janet in Studio Theatreās āRichard OāBrienās The Rocky Horror Show.ā
As a freshman in high school, Thorne was certain she wanted to pursue a career in theater. She is grateful to her mother and grandmother for supporting her choice to study theater in college. āTheyāve been there every step of the way,ā she says. āFor me, that support has been really imperative in becoming an artist. You base a lot of your success on the people who are backing you.ā She also thanks her colleagues in the D.C. theater community whom she describes as incredibly supportive and generous.
Currently studying voice in New York with singer/composer Marisa Michelson, Thorne considers D.C. home and is slated to perform here in two shows this spring (about which she cannot yet reveal details). We promise to keep readers posted. (PF)

Kat Skyles (Washington Blade photo by Michael Key)
Best Hill staffer:
Kat Skiles
Runner-up: Guy Cecil

President Barack Obama (Washington Blade photo by Michael Key)
Best straight ally:
President Barack Obama
Runner-up: Brooke Jordan

Carlos Arroyo (Washington Blade photo by Michael Key)
Best bartender:
Carlos Arroyo (JR.ās)
Runner-up: Liz Warner-Osborne (Cobalt)
Carlos Arroyo says the relaxed atmosphere at JR.ās makes it a great place to work.
āItās a great vibe overall,ā he says. āThe clientele is super awesome. We have amazing regulars and people just go there to have a great time. Itās not pretentious. They leave work and everything at the door. ā¦ Itās probably one of the most relaxed bars Iāve worked in.ā
Arroyo has been in D.C. about 13 years and has dabbled in theater, communications work, personal training, catering and more. He also helps his partner with a photography business and says the two ātravel quite often.ā
Arroyo previously worked at Number Nine on P Street for about a year and a half, but moved over to JR.ās. Heās quick to assert he has enjoyed working at both hotspots.
āWhen JR.ās comes calling, you canāt turn them down,ā he says. āItās one of the busiest gay bars in D.C.ā (JD)

Jamie Romano (Washington Blade photo by Kevin Naff)
Best Rehoboth bartender:
Jamie Romano (Purple Parrot)
Runner-up: Chris Chandler (Blue Moon)
Jamie Romano is a repeat winner, having taken this prize two years ago. He reclaims it this year in a close contest with Chris Chandler. Romano has an uncanny ability to remember his customersā favorite drink and often has one at the ready before you sit down. You can find him behind the main bar at the gay-owned Purple Parrot and at the popular outdoor bar in back, known as the Biergarten.

Josh Deese (Photo courtesy of Josh Deese)
Most committed activist:
Josh Deese
Runner-up: Halley Cohen
Florida native Josh Deese knew he wanted to make a difference in the LGBT community after being bullied for his sexuality growing up led him to attempt suicide.Ā His experience drew him to The Trevor Projectās Youth Advisory Council (YAC).
āJust having a feeling that people donāt appreciate you and that youāre worthless takes its toll on you,ā says Deese. āIt only takes one, a friend, parent or ally to stand up and save someoneās life and let them know they arenāt alone.ā
Deese, who cites Harvey Milk as one of his heroes, has spoken with The Trevor Project about LGBT youth suicide, most recently at The National Cathedral with Judy Shepard, Matthew Shepardās mother. He also serves as the Neighboring Commuter Representative on the University of Maryland Government Association.
In the future he plans to work in real estate in the D.C. area and eventually would like to run for the U.S. House. He hopes his efforts to help the LGBT community will lead to LGBT youth feeling safer and appreciated in the future. He says he wants them to understand life is an option.
Heās a sophomore at the University of Maryland majoring in government and politics with a minor in LGBT studies. (MC)
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Maryland Del. Heather Mizeur (Washington Blade photo by Michael Key)
Best gay politician:
Del. Heather Mizeur (Maryland)
Runner-up: Sen. Tammy Baldwin (D-Wis.)
Del. Heather Mizeur has represented Takoma Park and Silver Spring in the Maryland General Assembly since 2006. But sheās best known now as the openly gay candidate for governor. She faces current Lt. Gov. Anthony Brown and Attorney General Doug Gansler in the contest. She would make history as the stateās first female governor and the countryās first openly LGBT elected governor if she prevails next year.
āDiversity is enormously important,ā she told the Blade. āNot simply to have a gay governor, but to have a governor who can represent the voices of people in communities that have not always had a voice in the process.ā

Allyson Robinson (Washington Blade photo by Blake Bergen)
Best trans advocate:
Allyson Robinson
Runner-up: Ruby Corado
It was a difficult year for Allyson Robinson, who stepped down from her position as executive director of OutServe-SLDN in June. Robinson, who led OutServe-SLDN for nine months, was the only openly transgender leader of a national LGBT rights organization. A new group, Servicemembers, Partners and Allies for Respect and Tolerance for All (SPARTA) announced its formation in July, following the turmoil at OutServe-SLDN. Robinson remains a prominent voice for transgender rights and LGBT equality.

Martin Espinoza (Washington Blade photo by Michael Key)
Best amateur athlete:
Martin Espinoza (Stonewall Kickball)
Runner-up: Julie Olsen

Diego Orbegoso (Washington Blade photo by Michael Key)
Best stylist:
Diego Orbegoso, Bang Salon
Runner-up: Dmitri Lords, Zoe Salon & Spa
Diego Obregoso says the best part of being a stylist is āthe magical boosting of peopleās energy by making them feel good.ā
With a background in makeup and cosmetology, Obregoso has been at Bang Metropole (1519 15th St., N.W.) for six years. Heās gay and estimates about 60 percent of his customers are LGBT.
A native of Lima, Peru, Obregoso has been in the U.S. 11 years. (JD)

The Very Rev. David B. Lett (Washington Blade photo by Michael Key)
Best clergy:
Rev. David Lett
Runner-up: Rabbi Shira Stutman
Sometimes Saturday is a very short night sleep-wise for David Lett. Heās often out until the wee hours hostessing (as Lena Lett) the drag show at Town Danceboutique. Sundays are often spent doing spiritual duties as supply clergy with the North American Old Catholic Church, an LGBT-affirming offshoot of the Roman Catholic Church where years ago, Lett went to seminary and studied in Rome.
Lett says the two roles arenāt as dissimilar as they might seem.
āTo be a drag performer, you have to be confident and you have to be able to put yourself in front of people and ā¦. take them from wherever they are to a new place. A priest does a lot of the same things, thereās just not as much liquor going around. ā¦ The basic tenets of the role are identical. Itās just the means by which they are done that is completely different.āĀ (JD)

Rev. Dean Snyder (Washington Blade photo by Michael Key)
Lifetime achievement award:
Rev. Dean Snyder (Foundry United Methodist Church)
Rev. Dean Snyder has been an LGBT ally for 40 years and he is the inaugural recipient of the Bladeās Lifetime Achievement Award.
He has fought to change his denominationās ban on same-sex marriages being performed by the churchās ministers. In 2010, the Foundry congregation voted 367-8 to allow same-sex marriages to be performed in the church.
A large portion of Foundryās congregation is LGBT, including couples that have been in committed relationships for decades. This brought Snyder to question the churchās laws.
āWe started doing services to honor gay and lesbian committed relationships, which we argued were not a violation of the rules because we werenāt actually consecrating a marriage,ā Snyder told the Blade. āBut then ā¦ when it was clear marriage was going to become legal in Washington, D.C., then we couldnāt fudge anymore. It was either marriage or it wasnāt.ā

Capital Pride Alliance and the Washington Wizards will host āPride Nightā on Thursday, March 27 at 7 p.m. Ticket purchases come with a limited-edition Wizards Pride belt bag. There are limited quantities.
Tickets start at $31 and can be purchased on the Wizardsā website.
Theater
Celebrated local talent Regina Aquino is back on the boards
Queer actor starring in Arena Stageās āThe Age of Innocenceā

āThe Age of Innocenceā
Through March 30
Arena Stage
1101 Sixth St., S.W.
Tickets start at $59
Arenastage.org
Actor, director, and now filmmaker, celebrated local talent Regina Aquino is back on the boards in Arena Stageās āThe Age of Innocence,ā staged by the companyās artistic director Hana S. Sharif.
Adapted by Karen ZacarĆas from Edith Wharton’s 1920 masterpiece novel, the work surrounds a love triangle involving New York scion Newland Archer, his young fiancĆ©e, and the unconventional beauty Countess Olenska. The Gilded Age-set piece sets up a struggle between rigid societal norms and following oneās own heart.
Aquino ā a queer-identified first-generation Filipino immigrant who grew up in the DMVā is the first Filipino American actress to receive a Helen Hayes Award (2019). She won for her work in Theater Allianceās āThe Events.ā
In āThe Age of Innocence,ā Aquino plays Newlandās mother Adeline Archer, a widow who lives with her unmarried, socially awkward daughter Janey. No longer a face on the dinner party circuit, she does enjoy gossiping at home, especially with her close friend Mr. Sillerton Jackson, a āconfirmed bachelorā and social arbiter. Together, they sip drinks and talk about whatās happening among their elite Manhattan set.
WASHINGTON BLADE: Do you like Mrs. Archer?
REGINA AQUINO: Thereās a lot of joy in playing this character. Sheās very exuberant in those moments with her bestie Sillerton. Otherwise, thereās not much for her to do. In Whartonās book, it says that Mrs. Archerās preferred pastime is growing ferns.
BLADE: But she can be rather ruthless?
AQUINO: When it comes to her family, yes. Sheās protective, which I understand. When she feels that her familyās under attack in any way, or the structure of the society that upholds way of life is threatened, she leans hard into that.
The rare times that sheās out in society you see the boundaries come up, and the performative aspect of what society means. She can be very mean if she wants to be.
BLADE: Can you relate?
AQUINO: I come from a large Filipino matriarchal family. Mrs. Archer is someone I recognize. When Iām in the Philippines, Iām around people like that. People who will do business with you but wonāt let you into their inner circle.
BLADE: Did you ever imagine yourself playing a woman like Mrs. Archer?
AQUINO: No. However, in the past couple of years diversely cast TV shows like āBridgertonā and āQueen Charlotteā have filled a need for me that I didnāt I know I had.
With stories like āThe Age of Innocenceā that are so specific about American history, they arenāt always easily imagined by American audiences when performed by a diverse cast.
But when Karen [ZacarĆas] wrote the play, she imagined it as a diverse cast. What theyāre presenting is reflective of all the different people that make up America.
BLADE: You seem a part of many groups. How does that work?
AQUINO: For me, the code switching is real. Whether Iām with my queer family, Filipinos, or artists of color. Itās different. The way we talk about the world, it shifts. I speak Tiglao in the Philippines or here I may fall into an accent depending on who Iām with.
BLADE: And tell me about costume designer Fabio Tabliniās wonderful clothes.
AQUINO: Arenāt they gorgeous? At the Arena costume shop, they build things to fit to your body. Itās not often we get to wear these couture things. As actors weāre in the costumes for three hours a night but these women, who the characters are based on, wore these corseted gowns all day, every day. Itās amazing how much these clothes help in building your character. Iāve found new ways of expressing myself when my waist is cinched down to 26 inches.
BLADE: Arenaās Fichandler Stage is theatre-in-the-round. Great for costumes. How about you?
AQUINO: This is my favorite kind of acting. In the round thereās nowhere to hide. Your whole body is acting. Thereās somebody somewhere who can see every part of you. Very much how we move in real life. I find it easier.
BLADE: While the Gilded Age was opulent for some, it wasnāt a particularly easy time for working people.
AQUINO: The play includes commentary on class. Never mind money. If youāre not authentic to who you are and connecting with the people you love, youāre not going to be happy. The idea of Newland doing what he wants, and Countess Olenskaās journey toward freedom is very threatening to my character, Mrs. Archer. Today, these same oppressive structures are doing everything here to shutdown feelings of liberation. Thatās where the heart of this story lands for me.
Movies
Stellar cast makes for campy fun in āThe Parentingā
New horror comedy a clever, saucy piece of entertainment

If youāve ever headed off for a dream getaway that turned out to be an AirBnB nightmare instead, you might be in the target audience for āThe Parentingā ā and if you also happen to be in a queer relationship and have had the experience of āmeeting the parents,ā then it was essentially made just for you.
Now streaming on Max, where it premiered on March 13, and helmed by veteran TV (āLooking,ā āMinxā) and film (āThe Skeleton Twins,ā āAlex Strangeloveā) director Craig Johnson from a screenplay by former āSNLā writer Kurt Sublette, itās a very gay horror comedy in which a young couple goes through both of those excruciatingly relatable experiences at once. And for those who might be a bit squeamish about the horror elements, we can assure you without spoilers that the emphasis is definitely on the comedy side of this equation.
Set in upstate New York, it centers on a young gay couple ā Josh (Brandon Flynn) and Rohan (Nik Dodani) ā who are happily and obviously in love, and they are proud doggie daddies to prove it. In fact, they are so much in love that Rohan has booked a countryside house specifically to propose marriage, with the pretext of assembling both sets of their parents so that each of them can meet the otherās family for the very first time. They arrive at their rustic rental just in time for an encounter with their quirky-but-amusing host (Parker Posey), whose hints that the house may have a troubling history leave them snickering.
When their respective families arrive, things go predictably awry. Rohanās adopted parents (Edie Falco, Brian Cox) are successful, sophisticated, and aloof; Joshās folks (Lisa Kudrow, Dean Norris) are down-to-earth, unpretentious, and gregarious; to make things even more awkward, the coupleās BFF gal pal Sara (Vivian Bang) shows up uninvited, worried that Rohanās secret engagement plan will go spectacularly wrong under the unpredictable circumstances. Those hiccups, and worse, begin to fray Josh and Rohanās relationship at the edges, revealing previously unseen sides of each other that make them doubt their fitness as a couple ā but theyāre nothing compared to what happens when they discover that theyāre also sharing the house with a 400-year-old paranormal entity, who has big plans of its own for the weekend after being trapped there alone for decades. To survive ā and to save their marriage before it even happens ā they must unite with each other and the rest of their feuding guests to defeat it, before it uses them to escape and wreak its evil will upon the world.
Drawing from a long tradition of āhaunted houseā tropes, āThe Parentingā takes to heart its heritage in this campiest-of-all horror settings, from the gathering of antagonistic strangers that come together to confront its occult secrets to the macabre absurdity of its humor, much of which is achieved by juxtaposing the arcane with the banal as it filters its supernatural clichĆ©s through the familiar trappings of everyday modern life; secret spells can be found in WiFi passwords instead of ancient scrolls, the noisy disturbances of a poltergeist can be mistaken for unusually loud sex in the next room, and the shocking obscenities spewed from the mouth of a malevolent spectre can seem as mundane as the homophobic chatter of your Boomer uncle at the last family gathering.
At the same time, itās a movie that treats its āhookā ā the unpredictable clash of personalities that threatens to mar any first-time meeting with the family or friends of a new partner, so common an experience as to warrant a separate sub-genre of movies in itself ā as something more than just an excuse to bring this particular group of characters together. The interpersonal politics and still-developing dynamics between each of the three couples centered by the plot are arguably more significant to the filmās purpose than the goofy details of its backstory, and it is only by navigating those treacherous waters that either of their objectives (combining families and conquering evil) can be met; even Sara, who represents the chosen family already shared by the movieās two would-be grooms, has her place in the negotiations, underlining the perhaps-already-obvious parallels that can be drawn from a story about bridging our differences and rising above our egos to work together for the good of all.
Of course, most horror movies (including the comedic ones) operate with a similar reliance on subtext, serving to give them at least the suggestion of allegorical intent around some real-world issue or experience ā but one of the key takeaways from āThe Parentingā is how much more satisfyingly such narrative formulas can play when the movie in question assembles a cast of Grade-A actors to bring them to life, and this one ā which brings together veteran scene-stealers Falco, Kudrow, Cox, Norris, and resurgent āitā girl Posey, adding another kooky characterization to a resume full of them ā plays that as its winning card. Theyāre helped by Sublettās just-intelligent-enough script, of course, which benefits from a refusal to take itself too seriously and delivers plenty of juicy opportunities for each of its actors to strut their stuff, including the hilarious Bang; but itās their high-octane skills that bring it to life with just the right mix of farcical caricature and redeeming humanity. Heading the pack as the movieās main couple, the exceptional talent and chemistry of Dodani and Flynn help them hold their own among the seasoned ensemble, and make it easy for us to be invested enough in their couplehood to root for them all the way through.
As for the horror, though Johnsonās movie plays mostly for laughs, it does give its otherworldly baddie a certain degree of dignity, even though his menace is mostly cartoonish. Indeed, at times the film is almost reminiscent of an edgier version of āScooby-Dooā, which is part of its goofy charm, but its scarier moments have enough bite to leave reasonable doubt about the possibility of a happy ending. Even so, āThe Parentingā likes its shocks to be ridiculous ā itās closer to āBeetlejuiceā than to āThe Shiningā in tone ā and anyone looking for a truly terrifying horror film wonāt find it here.
What they will find is a brisk, clever, saucy, and yes, campy piece of entertainment that will keep you smiling almost all the way through its hour-and-a-half runtime, with the much-appreciated bonus of an endearing queer romance ā and a refreshingly atypical one, at that ā at its heart. And if watching it in our current political climate evokes yet another allegory in the mix, about the resurgence of an ancient hate during a gay coupleās bid for acceptance from their families, well maybe thatās where the horror comes in.
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