Arts & Entertainment
‘Essentials’ for design
Long-time U Street shop owner offers eclectic furniture, accents
David Schaefer’s first foray into selling furniture came completely by accident while running a men’s clothing store in Rehoboth Beach.
To save money when moving storefronts, instead of buying the usual store fixtures that need to be attached to the wall, he’d use furniture as displays, hanging shirts in an armoire and laying pants on a dining table.
“People started coming and wanting to buy the armoires and dressers and tables … originally I thought we’d sell some of the furniture, but I didn’t think every week all the furniture would be gone and the clothing would be on the floor,” Schaefer says. “So, I had to learn the words special order.”
Schaefer, after working in Congress for 13 years, is now the sole owner Urban Essentials (1330 U St., N.W.), a furniture store with a bit of everything.
The store opened 12 years ago when it was the only shop of its kind on the street.
“When we came in … you could park anywhere on the whole block … it was like a ghost town,” Schaefer says. “It’s amazing, its wonderful, its a fantastic change … When we opened, people thought we were nuts.”
Now it’s surrounded by businesses, banks and apartment buildings.
The store itself is small but filled with items of all sizes. Items aren’t just put out for people to see like some of the bigger, box stores, but arranged into spaces that are fully designed.
The bedroom areas don’t just have a bed and dresser, but art work, lamps, rugs and other accessories, all for sale.
“We change out merchandise every week … we have a huge warehouse we pull from,” Schaefer says. “Changing it up in here … helps move things along.”
Sometimes items stay in the store for a while, but occasionally items will sell within a day or two.
Schaefer finds the products they sell by traveling to furniture and home shows, going as far as Montreal and San Francisco, looking for products that are different from what everyone else sells. He goes to about four a year.
“I’d like to go to Milan next year,” Schaefer says.
The store is not geared to just one style, selling a little bit of everything from candles and picture frames to beds and sofas. There’s no defined style in its showroom.
That variety makes it harder to detect seasonal trends though Schaefer sees more overall trends.
“People are moving to designs that reflect what they want in their lifestyle. They want softer. They want quieter. They want less outside influence,” he says. “They feel it’s their place away from all the reds and the oranges and the craziness out there.”
Schaefer has noticed a few newer, more specific trends in recent weeks.
“There’s a lot of people coming in ready for spring cleaning, ready to make a change,” Schaefer says. “I think the spring you hear that a lot more than any other time of the year.”
He’s also seen a lot of people come in to buy new mattresses, specifically Temper-Pedic mattresses.
Urban Essentials isn’t just about selling furniture. There are also two interior designers on staff who will help design an entire room, going to a client’s house and helping assess what can be done with the available space.
“It’s just as easy to walk someone around here as it is to walk around their apartment to tell them what they need a block away,” Schaefer says of the design aspect. “Why not go out there and help them? Make sure it’ll fit through the door.”
Nearby apartment buildings are actually what brought the store’s interior design aspect to a whole new level. The staff would go to the apartments and stage the model rooms prospective renters would look at.
“We wound up getting a lot of business from that,” Schaefer says. “It was like we got to have three or four show rooms at one time.”
He still has people asking and sometimes insisting to buy furniture that normally wouldn’t be for sale. Just now, it’s the furniture in his own home.
“I sold both of the sofas in my house, out of my house, because somebody had to have them, which is not the first time,” Schaefer says, chuckling.
For more information on the store and services they offer, visit urban-essentials.com.
Books
New book reveals what we can learn from animal sex
‘Poking the Squid’ on homosexuality, gender swapping, and more
‘Poking the Squid: What We Can Learn from Animal Sex’
By Perrin Roosevelt Ireland
c.2026, W.W. Norton
$29.99 241 pages
Birds do it.
According to Cole Porter, bees do, too, but it’s not exactly what he imagined. Wild and tame, avians, insects, and mammals all have sex – although not always as you’ve been told or for reasons you might think. Even educated fleas do it and, as in the new book, “Poking the Squid” by Perrin Roosevelt Ireland, humans can learn from them all.

If you read through scientific papers on animal reproduction, you might notice something unusual: for scientists, the word “sex” means a lot of different things.
Says Ireland, “It’s used to describe behaviors, biology, life histories, and more.”
That might be because animals are not simply binary.
Take, for instance, hyenas. It’s easy for the casual observer to mistake a male hyena for a female and vice versa because of stereotypes of anatomy. Mating, for hyenas, requires subordination for the male and a nifty trick on the part of the female’s body to get things done.
Our feathered friends are no birdbrains, either: black-browed albatrosses were once thought to be monogamous but global warming seems to have changed their nesting habits sometimes. Male flamingos have sex with one another, as a territorial thing; other birds and animals form same-sex pairs for other reasons.
The Chinese mantis eats her mate after fertilization. Female snakes, alpacas, guinea pigs, and monkeys are anatomically able to enjoy sex. Genitalia between species varies quite a bit; in fact, the vaginas of ducks “are highly complex.” Lionesses will mate up to 100 times when in heat. Female damselflies will change into a “third sex” to avoid overly aggressive mating males. Bearded dragons can change their sex, if needed, as can yellow clown goby fish. And seahorse pregnancy and birth sparked a book banning in Tennessee.
So, asks Ireland, if animals, including us, vary so much in biology and life, “… why are we using the word sex like it means something, anything, consistent?!”
Pick up “Poking the Squid,” page through it a few seconds, and you’ll see that the information here is largely told through cartoon-like drawings mixed with captions. It seems to be something on the lighter side, but don’t let that artwork fool you.
Author Perrin Roosevelt Ireland offers readers solid information that cozies up to the scholarly, with hard science, philosophy, feminism, and quotations from researchers to support it, thus furthering the narrative and hitting the points squarely. If you see the art and expect something lighthearted, comic, and small-talk-worthy, you could be disappointed.
On the other hand, if you want solid, wryly serious facts, you’re in for a treat.
There’s lots of learning to be gleaned here, and some slight nudge-wink whimsy to emphasize the absurdity of wrong-headed thinking. This can make readers feel like they’re in-the-know on the jokes, and the playfulness balances the seriousness of the information well.
So, serious, scholarly, or slightly silly, none of these are negative but you’re going to know what you want from a book like this. For the right reader, someone in the mood, “Poking the Squid” is wild.
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