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Queery: Collin Ranney

The ‘Best Little Whorehouse’ set designer answers 20 gay questions

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Collin Ranney (Blade photo by Michael Key)

Now that heā€™s done with his masterā€™s program in theater design from University of Maryland, Collin Ranney is ā€œgiving D.C. a year.ā€

As a freelance designer ā€” he designs sets and costumes ā€” itā€™s ā€œa little scaryā€Ā but also, he says, ā€œdefinitely doable.ā€

One of his first post-school gigs, Signature Theatreā€™s ā€œBest Little Whorehouse in Texas,ā€ opened in previews this week, a show he began designing back in March. Heā€™s in meetings now at Studio Theatre for upcoming show ā€œThe Invisible Man.ā€

ā€œI think itā€™s the element of escape,ā€ he says of his career choice. ā€œBeing able to go other places whether itā€™s literally, figuratively or emotionally. Not that my life is horrible and Iā€™m trying to get away from it, but that element of being able to let myself go somewhere for a few hours in a dark room is great.ā€

The 25-year-old Buffalo, N.Y., native was a performer in high school and college but eventually moved more into design work. He still sometimes performs as his drag alter ego Birdie LaCage or sometimes sings karaoke out with friends, but professionally heā€™s content working behind the scenes for now.

He and his boyfriend of a year and a half, Michael Armstrong, live together in Logan Circle. Ranneyā€™s hobbies are inextricably tied to his work ā€” scale models, drawing, shopping, making headdresses, drafting and sewing. Though he does enjoy going out with friends, dancing and show tunes nights at JR.ā€™s for fun. (Blade photo by Michael Key)

How long have you been out and who was the hardest person to tell?

Coming out was a process for me over a course of a few years. The hardest person to tell was certainly my younger brother. For a while, I felt as though I would somehow disappoint him and suddenly become less of what he had always looked up to his whole life. Eventually, I realized that my being gay was a part of what he had always looked up to.

Who’s your LGBT hero?

I find ā€œheroā€ to be such a strong word. I donā€™t know that I would categorize any one person as my hero, but I am grateful to all the gay men who have come before me and my generation. They have allowed being gay to be a norm today.

What’s Washington’s best nightspot, past or present?Ā 

Town. I love having the option of hanging out or chilling with friends in the quiet room, to dancing on the floor (and sometimes the boxes), to catching up with my favorite queens.

Describe your dream wedding.

Liza Minnelli and swans on a rooftop at night!

What non-LGBT issue are you most passionate about?

No rhinestone left behind! And of course, Elaine Barrish for president (If you donā€™t get that reference, watch ā€œPolitical Animalsā€ ā€” itā€™s brilliant!)

What historical outcome would you change?

Changing history seems like it would cause quite the domino effect on everything that came after, but I still would have taken those damn pills away from Judy Garland before she overdosed!

What’s been the most memorable pop culture moment of your lifetime?

When Cher ended her farewell tour. And of course when Tom Cruise came out ā€”oh wait, did that happen yet?

On what do you insist?

Laughter. Oh, and feathers and rhinestones!

What was your last Facebook post or Tweet?

ā€œWhoring it up over at Signature. Make sure to come see the show next week.Ā  Scenic design by yours truly.ā€

If your life were a book, what would the title be?

I joke about this often actually, and being a Type I Diabetic, I would say: ā€œWhereā€™s My Glucometer? The Life and Times of Collin Ranney.ā€

If science discovered a way to change sexual orientation, what would you do?

Me personally? Nothing. But I think it should be required for everyone to get a day pass to experience the other side.

What do you believe in beyond the physical world?Ā 

Thereā€™s something beyond the physical world?

What’s your advice for LGBT movement leaders?

Dress better.

What would you walk across hot coals for?

That depends on how bad this side of the coals is ā€” I like my feet.

What LGBT stereotype annoys you most?

That thereā€™s such a thing as ā€œtopsā€ and ā€œbottoms.ā€ Versatility makes the world go ā€˜round.

What’s your favorite LGBT movie?

ā€œPriscilla, Queen of the Desert.ā€ How can one not adore that movie?

What’s the most overrated social custom?

Currently? Grindr. Show your faces (even if it means putting on some make-up) and get to the bar, boys! You can still show your torsos there, just wear a nice deep V.

What trophy or prize do you most covet?

Hmm. The Tony Award feels obvious, but itā€™d be nice. Though I donā€™t feel I need one to quantify my art, it would be nice.

What do you wish you’d known at 18?

To write everything down. Itā€™s going to be hard to remember it all when it comes time to make my Lifetime Original Movie.

Why Washington?

Because for me, itā€™s where Iā€™ve grown beyond childhood. Itā€™s where Iā€™ve found people, other than my family, whom I love. Itā€™s where my career has inevitably begun and where I feel part of a community.

 

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D.C. holiday theater preview 2024

Need a little cheer? Weā€™ve got you covered

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The company of Step Afrika!'s ā€˜Magical Musical Holiday Step Showā€™ at Arena Stage. (Photo by Jati Lindsay)

In need of a little cheer? Fortunately, thereā€™s a fix. The DMV boasts a wealth of holiday-themed theater, music, and dance guaranteed to lift spirits and warm hearts. Hereā€™s a sliver of whatā€™s out there. 

Arena Stage invites audiences ā€œto step back into the holiday spirit with the joyful return of ā€˜Step Afrika!’s Magical Musical Holiday Step Showā€™ (Dec. 13-22) where the rich tradition of African-American stepping blends with the magic of the season.ā€ DJ Nutcracker and his Arctic friends promise to amplify the festive atmosphere. Arenastage.orgĀ 

Looking for a new way to experience a Christmas favorite? With the Kennedy Centerā€™s ā€œElf in Concert: Film with Live Orchestraā€ (through Dec. 1), you can relive the endearing comedy on a giant screen as every note of John Debneyā€™s wonderful score is played live by the National Symphony Orchestra. 

Another Kennedy Center holiday treat is ā€œFinnā€ (through Dec. 22). From Chris Nee, the out creator of TVā€™s ā€œDoc McStuffinsā€ and ā€œVampirina,ā€ ā€œFinnā€ is filled with vibrant sea creatures and catchy tunes. Hilarious and heartening, this world premiere musical chronicles the coming-of-age journey of a young shark following his dreams. Kennedy-center.orgĀ 

For those in search of yuletide camaraderie and keyboards, thereā€™s the National Cathedral Christmas Day Organ Recital (Dec. 25), a tradition featuring festive music performed (at the Cathedral) by Cathedral organist Thomas Sheehan, and organ scholar Ariana Corbin. Tickets not required. Livestream available.Ā  Nationalcathedral.org

At Baltimore Center Stage, ArtsCentricā€™s production of ā€œBlack Nativityā€ (Nov. 30-December 22) uses a fusion of blues, soul, jazz, spirituals, dance, and the powerful words of gay poet Langston Hughes, to tell the Christmas story through a wide-ranging African-American lens. Centerstage.org

For one night only, the Music Center at Strathmore in North Bethesda presents ā€œA Swinginā€™ Little Christmas!ā€ (Dec. 4), a nostalgic, Christmas kitsch cabaret featuring out TV star Jane Lynch (ā€œGlee,ā€ ā€œThe Marvelous Mrs. Maisel”), alongside Kate Flannery (ā€œThe Officeā€), Tim Davis (ā€œGleeā€™s” vocal arranger), and The Tony Guerrero Quintet. 

The following night, Dave Koz and Friends celebrate the 27th anniversary edition of the longest running jazz-based Christmas tour at Strathmore on Dec. 5. Koz, a longtime out musician (primarily sax), has released eight holiday albums, including his most recent, ā€œChristmas Ballads.ā€ Strathmore.org

Round House Theatre presents the world premiere of ā€œA Hannukah Carolā€ (through Dec. 29). The family-friendly musical comedy tells the story of millennial influencer Chava Kanipshin who in pursuit of more followers, shuns family, friends, and holiday traditions. But on the first night of Hanukkah, Chava is visited by the ghost of deceased social media star Mimi Marley and other spirits who warn her to change her ways ā€” or live to regret it. Roundhousetheatre.org.Ā 

Historic Fordā€™s Theatre again presents ā€œA Christmas Carolā€ (through Dec. 31), a popular Washington tradition for decades. Conceived by Michael Baron, this dynamically staged take on the Dickensā€™ classic features Craig Wallace as the miserly Scrooge who after a night of ghostly visits, rediscovers Christmas joy. In case you havenā€™t seen it, do. Fords.orgĀ 

At Olney Theatre, award-winning out actor Michael Russotto is stepping into the shoes of Paul Morella to star in this year’s edition of Morella’s celebrated solo adaptation of ā€œA Christmas Carol: A Ghost Story of Christmasā€ (Dec. 29). Russotto portrays more than 50 characters, from the miserly Scrooge to the haunting spirits, to the entire Cratchit family, including, of course, Tiny Tim. Olneytheatre.org

The adage that music can transport you to another time with just a couple of notes proves true at the Folger Library where Folger Consort, the estimable early music ensemble-in-residence, marvelously upholds a glorious Washington holiday tradition with ā€œA Mass for Christmas Eve: Baroque Music for the Seasonā€ (Dec. 6-15). Folger.eduĀ 

In Falls Church, Creative Cauldron presents ā€œMadelineā€™s Christmasā€ (Dec. 6-22), a charming show based on the classic book by author and illustrator Ludwig Bemelmans. Itā€™s Christmas Eve and taking care of 11 flu infected little girls and Miss Clavel isnā€™t easy, but when Madeline finds help from a magical rug merchant, all thatā€™s miserable is brushed away, and the girls embark on an unforgettable Christmas journey. Matt Conner directs. Creativecauldron.org

The Washington Balletā€™s ā€œThe Nutcrackerā€ at the glittering, gilded Warner Theatre (through Dec. 30). Featuring Tchaikovskyā€™s instantly familiar music and splendid choreography by Septime Weber, this Georgetown circa 1882-set production features historical figures ranging from George Washington to King George III, along with the usual suspects like children, rats, fairies, and a mysterious godfather. Washingtonballet.org

The Gay Menā€™s Chorus of Washington is back with its annual holiday extravaganza ā€œThe Holiday Showā€ (Dec. 4, 14, and 15) at Lincoln Theatre. This yearā€™s uplifting lineup includes eclectic songs with exciting rhythms and beautiful harmonies, and features the high-kicking, bedazzled 17th Street Dance as well as small ensembles and the GenOUT Youth Chorus! Songs include ā€œSee Amid the Winterā€™s Snow,ā€ ā€œFeliz Navidad,ā€ ā€œLove is Christmas,ā€ and ā€œSilent Night.ā€ Gmcw.org

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Ring in 2025 with a World Pride party

Rainbow Masquerade to be held at Hook Hall

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Capital Pride/World Pride will host Rainbow Masquerade at Hook Hall,  a New Yearā€™s Eve party featuring drag shows, silk aerial acts, private lounges and the venueā€™s Hot Tub Cabana. According to Brandon Bayton, Capital Pride executive producer, “Step into the Fabric of Freedom and toast World Pride 2025 in styleā€”where every moment sparkles, every performance dazzles and every toast makes a difference. It’s going to be an amazing night!”

The party is Tuesday, Dec. 31, 10 p.m.-2 a.m. at Hook Hall, 3400 Georgia Ave., N.W. Proceeds benefit Capital Pride D.C. and tickets are available on Eventbrite.

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Celebrate Thanksgiving weekend with drag

Charlemagne Chateau hosts brunch on Sunday

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(Screen capture from The Chateau Drag Brunch promotional video on Eventbrite)

Charlemagne Chateau will host ā€œChateau Drag Brunchā€ on Sunday, Dec. 1 at 12:00p.m. at Chicatana.Ā  Enjoy fabulous Mexican food and cocktails while being entertained by a rotating cast of the DMVā€™s best drag performers.

Tickets cost $10 and can be purchased on Eventbrite.

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